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"Captain to Flight Eng, check the Galley and see if the pies survived"
"Fraid not skipper, but the good news is the crockery survived, it appears to be paper”
"Fraid not skipper, but the good news is the crockery survived, it appears to be paper”
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"I told you it was unlucky to taxy under a ladder."
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"Smithers, take a note... To the Engineers, can you please reduce the brakes effectiveness"
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"Smithers, take a note... To the Engineers, can you please reduce the brakes effectiveness"
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Avoid imitations
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Copilot: "So what do you think about my short field landings, Skipper?"
"Slightly better today, just keep digging upwards!"
"Slightly better today, just keep digging upwards!"
"Bit late on the round out Hoskins!".
Or....
"By Golly Spiffy.....these Lib's don't half stop when you stand on the brakes do they!"
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"By Golly Spiffy.....these Lib's don't half stop when you stand on the brakes do they!"
Evertonian
Ok, I know you wanted to design a Bomber that wasn't a tail dragger, but this is ridiculous!
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Skipper, can we just buy the Nav some glasses? This low level stuff is getting me down.
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Skipper, can we just buy the Nav some glasses? This low level stuff is getting me down.
"Not a bad concept for an anti-aircraft installation, but it has to shoot down at least two of theirs before it becomes cost-effective."
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Proof of the 'sitting down the back of the aircraft is safer' urban myth.
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Proof of the 'sitting down the back of the aircraft is safer' urban myth.
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Hoskins, check your manuals, it's not called an acrobatic endorsement it's called an aerobatic endorsement.
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Slight overun on the runway, do you think anyone would notice.
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Slight overun on the runway, do you think anyone would notice.
Bloggs takes the "Green House Concept" to a whole new level!
Consolidated put their B24 crew restraints to the ultimate test.
All harnesses have passed.
All crew have passed over.
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"When General Hap Arnold predicted that this bomber was set
to make a big impact, he did not mean it like this, colonel."
General Four Star to lowly colonel - "Hank, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times - 'When you're in the s h i t . . . . don't track it!' "
All harnesses have passed.
All crew have passed over.
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"When General Hap Arnold predicted that this bomber was set
to make a big impact, he did not mean it like this, colonel."
General Four Star to lowly colonel - "Hank, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times - 'When you're in the s h i t . . . . don't track it!' "
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At the end of WWII Major "Hoot" Spratz USAAC begins his new business venture ... apparently he's able to set and erect four fence posts at a time with is novel approach 