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Old 26th Sep 2013, 16:45
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OK ... How on earth do you expect an RAF Typhoon to tank from the nozzle at that angle Cpl
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Old 26th Sep 2013, 16:47
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For safe shooting make sure your barrel is appropriately covered

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Old 26th Sep 2013, 16:52
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Originally Posted by Nutty
"Hurry up lads, the Orficers are awaiting their Bouncy Castle"
Nutty ... At the risk of getting a yellow card from Buster ... Them downunder refer to Bouncy Castles as Jumping Castles ... So he might need to look that one up too

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Old 26th Sep 2013, 21:03
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Old 26th Sep 2013, 21:11
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Well it's amphibious, I'll give you that.
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Old 26th Sep 2013, 21:33
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Hey Coff, you didn't even warrant a full picture, he only gave you a little one, better lend him one of your blue pills you mentioned
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Old 26th Sep 2013, 22:37
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When the operational requirement for our new tank said "air portable". This was not what I had in mind.
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Old 26th Sep 2013, 23:50
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"The general says decoys work a treat when he's hunting ducks, so we should bloody well stop our whining and get on with the trials."
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Old 27th Sep 2013, 05:04
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I think it will take a kilo of Viagra to make this barrel look lifelike again.
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Old 27th Sep 2013, 06:24
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Old 27th Sep 2013, 06:31
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Originally Posted by Nutty
Hey Coff, you didn't even warrant a full picture, he only gave you a little one, better lend him one of your blue pills you mentioned.
Some people are past blue pills ... a single stage vacuum pump is required here I think
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Old 27th Sep 2013, 07:00
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"Of course it'll get bigger. It's an expansion tank."


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Old 27th Sep 2013, 07:05
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Some said that the Mk19 flyswatter was a tad cumbersome.


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Old 27th Sep 2013, 07:10
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"Well lads. it's June 7th and Jerry still hasn't attacked. Wrap it up, looks like this decoy thing was a complete failure. "


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Old 27th Sep 2013, 16:17
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Ok, well, I'm not sure of my movements over the next few days (I know Nutty...Fibre would help!) so I might call this now, just in case!

Some great entries thanks and a special mention to Fantome for the "Onward decoy soldiers", but as the Runner up...DanGerous with

Well it's amphibious, I'll give you that.
This weeks winner, Cattletruck with;

The new look light armoured division after budget cuts.

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Old 27th Sep 2013, 16:41
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Well played Cattletruck ... and two (1.5 actually ) Yellow Cards issued during this round ... that's a record

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Old 27th Sep 2013, 16:45
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Ok, well, I'm not sure of my movements over the next few days
Now don't worry Buster, the home will put out an alert when they realise you have wandered off and the Police will keep a look out for you.



Congratulations everyone and well played Cattletruck
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Old 28th Sep 2013, 10:28
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As Elvis would say...

Thank you, thank you very much.
This next one will make your eyes water.

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Old 28th Sep 2013, 10:45
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The Flem was keen to get in with it, they don't call them pond life for nothing.
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"Sorry chaps, they never taught us in the Navy how to ditch on land"
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