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Wait until we de-crutch him
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"...But whilst I agree it's cheap, doesn't that limit the ordinance you can carry?"
"No, not really. We just show him a copy of Playboy & we get an extra Hardpoint anyway."
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He used to be a farmer from Idaho, so he knows how to plough a field.
"No, not really. We just show him a copy of Playboy & we get an extra Hardpoint anyway."
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He used to be a farmer from Idaho, so he knows how to plough a field.
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"It's no good, we are going to have to modify the mounting, it is chaffing my nipples something wicked"
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"Sorry, no good for the RAF I'm afraid, if we gave them fully automatic rifles we would have to buy more ammo"
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"This is the mk2 version, the mk1 incorporated a women, but we kept getting a blue note forming from take off to landing"
Avoid imitations
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Now that's what you call a retarded bomb.
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"And there's a JATO optional fit - we just feed him four pints of real ale and a vindaloo the night before."
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"Has anyone told him where they plan to shove the all seeing thermal imaging eye?"
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"I hear the Navy chaps are interested in the concept and have been blinding him with science, the poor fool still thinks the first R in the man portable RWR still stands for Rearward and not it's true meaning, Rectum"
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"I hear the Navy chaps are interested in the concept and have been blinding him with science, the poor fool still thinks the first R in the man portable RWR still stands for Rearward and not it's true meaning, Rectum"
