Caption competition

[Kiltrash]

First day back at pre season training and the squad find that they are at odds with Paulo Di Canio's expectations for the shuttle run between the cones as laid out by Doris

[Buster Hyman]

Sharon goes looking for batteries & cigarettes...

[CoffmanStarter]

Simples ... They are extra safe Caps made in Holland

[clicker]

Doris decided that Flt Lt Bloggs was due a dishonourable discharge.

[Wander00]

Camp 1 at IOT - "Right Bloggs, these and a 40' rope - get the team across the chasm filled with shark-infested custard. You have 30 minutes"

[sisemen]

"FLIGHT! These walking poles are a bit short!"

[NutLoose]

"Well you said you wanted to be looked on as one of the Bouy's Doris.... The first thing we look for is a good spread pattern"

[Cows getting bigger]

Eric wondered why people always assumed he was a girl.

[Ascend Charlie]

Cheryl wondered why she was the only one who wanted to play lawn darts.

[Steve the Pirate]

The all-new, state-of-the-art, GPS-tracked and marked, RSO-collected, eco-friendly, re-usable 4 pounders were all well and good but when someone got an unscoreable at 12 they were a real pain as Sharon was finding out on an all too regular basis

STP

[Buster Hyman]

In Sharons opinion, these new short range Sidewinders were a bloody joke!

[brickhistory]

NERF begins trails of its first AAM...

[NutLoose]

I wonder why the guys call this Gingeminge field?










Sorry..hat.. coat

[clicker]

And that's how Doris got the only two real bangs of her service career.

[NutLoose]

You're pushing credibility a bit there clicker

[CoffmanStarter]

[brokenlink]

"Right, have got the Cornetto in my left hand and the Aldi version in my right, all I need now is Gondolier and canal!"

[PingDit]

Feeling pleased with her performance, Brenda slips away for a quiet smoke...

[cattletruck]

The things women carry in their handbag.

[SASless]

Either Darlene had awfully large hands....or the Reds were going to be hit with a Shark Attack!