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"It says here "Call me Dave" is going to sell off all of the carriers and flog the Harriers to the Yanks"
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Eanie meanie, Minie mo, in the barrel you do go.
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"Why are we all on deck again?"
"Because the WRENs are having their special time..."
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The RAN realised that they'd lost the battle when the people smugglers didn't even bother saying that their "fishing boat" was in distress!
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"Oi, Fred...why do they keep calling us Alpine"
"Coz were always up on the slope"
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Oooh...Black smoke! They've chosen a new Captain!
"Because the WRENs are having their special time..."
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The RAN realised that they'd lost the battle when the people smugglers didn't even bother saying that their "fishing boat" was in distress!
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"Oi, Fred...why do they keep calling us Alpine"
"Coz were always up on the slope"
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Oooh...Black smoke! They've chosen a new Captain!
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"Look, smoke out the funnels again, you know what that means"
"What's that Dave ?"
"The cooks cremating lunch again"
"What's that Dave ?"
"The cooks cremating lunch again"
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"Captain here, I think it's about time we tested the NBC washdown system"
What's this about a Party of some kind when we cross the Equator?
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So the doctor at the STD clinic said " I'm sorry to have to tell you that you've got Hermes."
And I said " Don't you mean Herpes?"
He said " No, you're a carrier!"
And I said " Don't you mean Herpes?"
He said " No, you're a carrier!"