Caption competition
The Lads reckoned the SWO's offer of a cushy job was not all it was offered to be.
or....
Swabbing the Big Bertha Gun Barrel involved getting intimately involved.
or....
Swabbing the Big Bertha Gun Barrel involved getting intimately involved.
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Judging time I think!
Runners up to Buster with Riverdance:The IRA Days
And Dan Gerous with Paras wobble but we don't fall down.
But a winner to Sitigeltfel with:
Fearful first time jumpers were issued with the new, combined, parachute/incontinence pack.
Well done to all!
Runners up to Buster with Riverdance:The IRA Days
And Dan Gerous with Paras wobble but we don't fall down.
But a winner to Sitigeltfel with:
Fearful first time jumpers were issued with the new, combined, parachute/incontinence pack.
Well done to all!
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"I have a bogey, at one o clock, same height!"
"Eurgh - next time Group Captain, please use your hankie!"
"Eurgh - next time Group Captain, please use your hankie!"
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"Hello you're through to the RAF Customer Service's Helpline how may I help you?"
"Ah.. so we blew in your windows and damaged your house, Hold the line one moment while I consult with my collegue"
"Ok Flt Lt, drop another one, we missed"
"Sorry for the delay Sir, we are sending help"
"Ah.. so we blew in your windows and damaged your house, Hold the line one moment while I consult with my collegue"
"Ok Flt Lt, drop another one, we missed"
"Sorry for the delay Sir, we are sending help"
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...and Milliband doesn't know we can see him right?
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...and Milliband doesn't know we can see him right?
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"Any truth to the rumour going round that the RAF is Rank top heavy Group Captain, with mundane tasks onboard our fleet now being undertaken by senior ranks?" "None at all sir, hold on while I get the AVM to go get the coffee's"
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Slipping away into a warm cozy place.....known as the Land of Nod....Buster began to feel Nutty and Coffman were ignoring him.
Or....
You see Sir....if you lot in Whitehall had bought Boeings we would be in a nice 747 Thing instead of this Andover.
Or....
You see Sir....if you lot in Whitehall had bought Boeings we would be in a nice 747 Thing instead of this Andover.
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"That's it Sir. You have the UAV lined up on that AWACS, so now all you'd need to do is press that fire butt.... NO, NOT NOW!!!"
