Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

The Russian Fracking Programme gets under way

[Danny42C]

"I told little Igor not to play too near the edge...."

[Danny42C]

"No, you go down on the rope, and I'll pay it out from up here !"

[Danny42C]

"They grabbed a chap yesterday, Millibanovitch or some such name, fly-tipping some old tombstone down here".

[NutLoose]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

[Danny42C]

"When you're in a hole, stop digging !"

(This is so obvious, that it must have come in before, in which case apologies)

[Danny42C]

"If yer knows of a better 'ole, go to it" (Old Bill).

[Danny42C]

"If it was a mouse that did that, I don't want to meet it !"

[Danny42C]

"You were the one who was always keen on abseiling - now's your chance !"

[Danny42C]

"Pity about the winchman - how long since that wire had been checked?"

[Danny42C]

"Stand from Under !"


(Bit of a rush, but dazdaz1 is threatening to lower the boom).

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"..and then you make a wish, and the ICBM Fairy makes it come true!"

[Danny42C]

"Call it a Brownfield Site, and flog it to some Developer for Housing and Light Industry"

[Danny42C]

"Or lease it to the RAF - they'll take it on as a Hiring !"

(Do we still have them, or are there so few left that they all have MQs?)

[Big Pistons Forever]

Danger Close !

[Kiltrash]

Yes Mr Snowden, not even Jack Bauer could extradite you back to the U.S.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

"Yes Vasili. I know it's dark down there, but whatever you do, don't let the red wire touch the bl....."

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"ECHO!... Echo... echo.... echo

sorry. Couldn't resist."

"Grow Up, General"

[Arm out the window]

"Yes, it is just a scaled-up version of the flintlock rifle mechanism, but we damn well know it's going to work, not like those American computerised thingies."

[Buster Hyman]

I think that was more than just one Ping Vassili...