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Old 9th Sep 2013, 06:46
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"Son, I don't know who told you 'Always fight fire with fire', but I'm afraid your career in Emergency Services is over"
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 08:11
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Bucket List - to starboard!
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 10:18
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Right, let's see you model that it Microsoft Flight Simulator.
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 11:03
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No1, dont you think the RATO pack should be pointing upwards?
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 11:13
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Looks like the starboard bog roll holder has come adrift again Captain ...
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 11:55
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'Pilot to Ground...you can forget the request for access steps to do the Engine inspection'
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 12:26
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"This is ridiculous, both 1 AND 2 have an EPR shortfall"

STP
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 15:53
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Last call for entries, judging tomorrow night at around 20Z!
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 20:05
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""I think the aft lavatory must be playing up again".
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 20:17
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"Bollocks, someone's flushed the toilet while standing at the station, can't they read the sign"
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Old 9th Sep 2013, 23:05
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The new Runway Sweeper, whilst unreliable, was a hit with the ground crew.
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Old 10th Sep 2013, 20:53
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OK lads, nice run and time to judge!

Honorable mentions to CanadianWokkaDoctor with:

"Well boss, the good news is I convinced the previous photo's girls to attend the Summer Ball with me."

and Arm out the window with:

"I said dangle the Dunlops, not pickle the pod!"

but this week's winner is squeaker with:

Captain(looking at gauges):"Number Two looks a bit hot"
First Officer(looking down cabin): "yeahhh.."

Take it away squeaker!
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Old 10th Sep 2013, 20:57
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Well played Squeaker
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Old 11th Sep 2013, 08:29
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Thanks gents, will look for a picture!
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Old 11th Sep 2013, 08:42
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Try this!

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Old 11th Sep 2013, 08:48
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Fearful first time jumpers were issued with the new, combined, parachute/incontinence pack.
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Old 11th Sep 2013, 09:10
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And if you think you're going on parade wearing those puttees ... you are very much mistaken
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Old 11th Sep 2013, 09:20
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Having received numerous complaints from Beagle regarding the indignity of having to pee into a rubber bladder, V-Force crews have been issued with packs of the new long range Tena-Man.
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Old 11th Sep 2013, 09:53
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"At least my morning wood doesn't show..."
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Old 11th Sep 2013, 10:06
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"Get me one of those for the Mrs to strap to her back for when I come home from long deployments!"
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