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"Bulletproof.... erm.. I don't know, but the packaging they came in did say they were for heavy bleeders"
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"Shhhhhh Pillow talk costs lives"
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"Shhhhhh Pillow talk costs lives"
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" I said we need four Paddy navvy guys to clean out 15 inch gun bores, not four paddied Navy guys."
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"Ok, when we go out on the football pitch I need you to dump the soil you are carrying down your trouser leg"
"But Sarge we are wearing puttees"
"Ah... I wondered when you would pick up on that."
"But Sarge we are wearing puttees"
"Ah... I wondered when you would pick up on that."
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"Now try to walk around with your hands in your pockets"
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New York Police Dept release a photfit of what is believed to be four of the wanted Fijian rugby team members involved in the beating up of an off duty policeman.
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"Ok, you RAFP chaps have been selected for training the RAFP guard dogs, do not worry about the suits you are wearing. I have been assured by the RAF Regiment who designed them, you will be protected against any eventuality, indeed so keen are they to see them in action, they have turned out en masse for the first trials."
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Actually, Sarge, now you mention it, I find carrying a normal sleeping bag a bit more practical.... especially when it comes to going for a wee. I think I've wet my bloomers.
