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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:20
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"No batteries Sir - powered entirely by methane, hence Dobbin here and all the clover. And Snodgrass"

"I can't see Snodgrass"

"We try to keep him at least 40 yards downwind, Sir. Just follow the rubber hose."

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:28
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"Sorry Sir, it's all garbled. I think it got damaged in that last battle."

"Right o Bloggs, lets not let our tech fall into enemy hands...shoot her!"
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:30
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Well you've seen War Horse on the London Stage ... now we have Robo Horse
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:31
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Yep Sarge I'm sure ... number 14 Acacia Avenue doesn't have a TV Licence
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:33
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We've networked the printer to the equipment Sir, and HQ seem to be talking ****.
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:41
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"Sergeant, if you stick the "cats whisker" up the horses arse you will get a better reception"
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:42
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A photograph showing "No 12 Forward Air Controllers Course" before their graduation
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 12:51
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>We've networked the printer to the equipment Sir, and HQ seem to be talking ****.<

Splash one keyboard

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 14:33
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The Battery Accumulator Squadron out on exercise, this small unit made its name in the famous Charging of the Light Brigade.




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Old 21st Jun 2013, 14:34
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"No private, when they say 'Unit redundant from Monday' they're not talking about the radio."

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 15:06
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The Royal Corps of Signals on parade... all 5 of them, after the SDSR cutbacks.
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 15:35
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"Right...it's coming through...he's thinking that he'd rather like an apple...and would appreciate very muchly, if we'd take this awfully uncomfortable saddle off of him"

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Mr Ed. regretted his last, and final, smart arsed comment to Wilbur.
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 16:05
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"So let me get this straight son, this apparatus lets you know how far the enemy bombers are from us..... But how do we know the direction?"

"The horse looks at them Sarge"
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 16:33
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It was then that Hoskins dreamed of being a mobile DJ after the war...
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 16:44
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Is it surprising that I've got a long face when they write the Net Working Frequency of 1549 Khz on my neck
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 17:54
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Sarge, just realised why its only developing 1HP, plug leads are crossed!
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 21:24
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"This Global Positioning Satellite needs to be up a tad higher I think!"
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 21:39
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"You dyslexic prat, resend the message to my wife..... unable to be with you this weekend as I've gone up country with some H..o..r..s..e NOT and I repeat NOT Whores as in last transmission."
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 21:43
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Message from Custer, sarge: "Just..a..little..off..the top..."
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 21:45
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The Ford engineers rechecked their calculations when the insertion of just one more horsepower into the V-8 didn't work quite right...
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