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"Well I'm blowed, and I thought Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down, **** a wallaby was your national anthem"
Trust me Your Highness, there is no truth to the myth that daughters grow to look like their mothers. Now which one did you want to try on that crystal shoe you say you found?
HRH: So, what are you going to do with Rolf Harris when we deport him back here at the end of his sentence?
Her Orangeness: We're going to chuck him in the harbour over there ...
Her Orangeness: We're going to chuck him in the harbour over there ...
Evertonian
Now Prime Minister, I understand there's a chap over here by the name of Buster ... I'd like to meet him if you don't mind
Runner up award goes to Wensleydale with
"I am so happy to be here in New Zealand".
And the winner who spilt my coffee is dazdaz1 with
"Calm down Harry, you've left a jizz stain on the floor."
"I am so happy to be here in New Zealand".
And the winner who spilt my coffee is dazdaz1 with
"Calm down Harry, you've left a jizz stain on the floor."
"So, what do we use it for now?"
"Well, with the price we got for the warhead from those nice Arab gentlemen, we can fill it with vintage Krug, with the beach volleyball squad floating on top. Happy days!"
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"That's one seriously big waffle"
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"Damn steam press, run it again comrade, my trousers still need more"
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"It's empty and deep, I wonder what we can Putin it"