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Old 29th Nov 2016, 16:47
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Downwind - hoist the mainsail.
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 16:57
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Bowman: "I think I can shoot that shark from here ..."
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 17:02
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"Ahoy there, you standing up! If you're the Pilot, do you know this fan thing up here has stopped going round?"
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 17:44
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They played hide and seek to relieve the hours of boredom on long patrols
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 17:48
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"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?"
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:31
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Beaten by a better man ! - congrats, PN.

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Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:34
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"I don't like the look of this !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:36
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"Abandon Ship !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:39
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"Skipper, shouldn't you be aiming to put it down along the swell ?"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:42
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"Never mind, they'll soon send out the ASR aircraft to pick us up"......."We are the ASR aircraft !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:46
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"Dinghy, Dinghy !"........"Splash, Splash !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:47
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"Who's got the Pigeon ?"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:51
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"Nav, do you know where we are ?"..........."Now's a fine time to tell me !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:52
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"Another fine mess you've gotten us into, Hoskins !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 18:56
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"The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 19:02
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Voice from Top Wing: "Nearer, my God, to Thee !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 19:12
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With Ginger impersonating the "Spirit of Ecstasy", the C of G was perfect...

Last edited by Chef Bruz; 29th Nov 2016 at 19:14. Reason: spelling error and to make more humorous...
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 19:17
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"Well this is the last rivet - and it's definitely not golden...."
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Old 29th Nov 2016, 19:58
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Mrs Malaprop lives !


Following on from MPN11 (#39612),

"Skipper, wouldn't it have been easier to just divert to Luqa?" ........... "Nay, lad - we're not ambidextrous, it would have had to be Kalafrana !"

 
Old 29th Nov 2016, 20:17
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I say Mitchell, old chap, would it not have been easier just to hire a wind tunnel for a few hours?
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