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Fritz's ass takes up a defensive posture after learning of the planned visit by William Hague, the British Home Secretary.
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.....and once the enemy are close enough - as we can see in this picture - the special iron fist springs forward and bashes them in the head, the electric headphones deliver a 4000V shock and finally the diamond shaped net folds down and catches them - and the whole device is mobile....genius!!
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A reminder to ensure that your TV licence is up to date. New detector units are being deployed and the authorities are determined to make an ass of anyone caught without a proper licence.
The original pilot episode of "Jackass" showed the concept needed tweaking before it was ready for the European market.
(PS if 622's coffee/keyboard catalyst doesn't win this there's no justice)
(PS if 622's coffee/keyboard catalyst doesn't win this there's no justice)
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Taken from Simon Cowell’s personal family album…following the re-deployment of the vast majority of the German Main Battle Tanks to the European WWII theatre of operations, here we see a disappointed Great Uncle Heinrich photographed shortly after taking delivery of a replacement vehicle. (Note: in his haste to exit the barracks curiously Heinrich had managed to mistakenly put his underwear on over the top of his own trousers?)
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"It's a very versatile weapon", said inventor Heinrich Hosenbugler. "We can play lacrosse during lunch breaks and when we take out the donkey at night it becomes a much needed trouser-press."
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Judging time! Thanks for all the entries, very hard to pick a winner.
Honourable mention to Wokafans for the concept of a Nazi Shopping Channel (don't have Sky, but suspect that may actually exist).
Third : Nutloose with the topical:
Second: 622's coffee/keyboard catalyst (there is no justice)
First: Finely Chopped made tea come out of my nose with:
Over to you Finely!
Honourable mention to Wokafans for the concept of a Nazi Shopping Channel (don't have Sky, but suspect that may actually exist).
Third : Nutloose with the topical:
Fritz's ass takes up a defensive posture after learning of the planned visit by William Hague, the British Home Secretary.
Bugger...my donkeys been clamped.
Franz dreaded playing Buckaroo.
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Well done that man.... or woman
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622, over to you
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
BTW, I checked the parts (shades of Nankers!), and I'm a male.
It'll take me rather a while to dig out a suitable picture (not advisable to goof off too long on company time), so I shall pass on the honour to 622. Maybe there is some justice after all.
622, over to you.
BTW, I checked the parts (shades of Nankers!), and I'm a male.
It'll take me rather a while to dig out a suitable picture (not advisable to goof off too long on company time), so I shall pass on the honour to 622. Maybe there is some justice after all.
622, over to you.
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Rover wasn't destined to be a military dog. Although he had the choice of seven bitches putting it on a plate for him, the best he could manage was a camp Larry Grayson gesture.
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As in life Rover finds himself surrounded by a bunch of ar*eholes