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Old 16th Apr 2013, 12:43
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Maggie wanted her remains to be scattered over Buenos Aires, Bomber Command was happy to assist.

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Old 16th Apr 2013, 14:11
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Tired of being constantly ridiculed in the Caption Comp, the BBMF take matters decide on a pre-emotive strike on Pprune Towers.
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Old 16th Apr 2013, 14:54
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"Yes Bloggs, THAT'S where you attach the skyhook!"
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Old 16th Apr 2013, 17:30
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So you crawled out on this wing to 'av a go at putting the engine fire out and that's where you lost the fire extinguisher.. VC? More like tech charge me lad, we can't 'ave any old 'erbert losing one of 'is Majesty's fire extinguishers, I mean where would we be then, there's a War on you know".


NORMAN JACKSON VC

JAMES ALLEN WARD VC

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Old 16th Apr 2013, 20:03
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(Man on wing to man on ground, stage left):

"Dig faster - we've got another sixty to bury after this one!"
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Old 16th Apr 2013, 20:45
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Lots of good ones here, judging tomorrow approx 19:00 GMT
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Old 16th Apr 2013, 22:06
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That Man! Stop! You are supposed to "Arm" the aircraft....not the Bomb...you Nitwit! (Heard shouted just before everyone but Bloggs was seen to scamper in many directions.)
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 06:36
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Desparate measures taken to raise the bombs when the hoist goes tech
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 09:20
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"Is that The Times? RAF Security here. Look, the description "On an airfield, somewhere in the East of England" is no longer covert when we've only got one left!"
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 11:10
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" One day we'll build bombers that haven't the range to reach targets in Italy without refuelling, and then well scrap the tanker fleet so they cannot get there without the Italians themselves helping us"

Rest of the men

"Hahahahahaha ha hahahahahaha "
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 11:37
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"I'll tell yer what sarge, if we keep doin' this for much longer 'elf n safety 'l 'ave a bleedin 'art attack"
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 13:27
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The RAF Bomber Command is no longer "US".







(Thinking a photo of a Treasure doing her thing doesn't hurt!)

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Old 17th Apr 2013, 18:29
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Nice pic Sasless.

Right bombs away for

3rd 622 with

Can any body else hear something ticking?...

2nd CoffmanStarter with

Skipper ... Shall I sign off the 700 with the galley microwave u/s ?

But the winner is.......................................................

Nutloose with a very topical

"Are you sure about this? They told me we were supposed to be dropping poppy petals over Westminster"

Take it away Nutloose.
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 18:32
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Well done chaps ... Way to go Nutty ! Him downunder won't be happy
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 21:02
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No, it's ok. We need to let him win one or two to keep him interested...
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 21:11
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Thanks guys, will sort out a Piccy for you. And thanks Big Hammer for an excellent picture, also welcome to the caption contests




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Old 17th Apr 2013, 22:09
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Ok, let's get the ball rolling . Sorry for the size, the site I have used, their images are big



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Old 17th Apr 2013, 22:24
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"If it is a poppy, why is it ticking?"
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 23:37
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"Capt'n B, I 'ave a cunning plan..!"
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Old 17th Apr 2013, 23:58
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"I say old chap, is this the Bombay branchline..."
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