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Old 12th Sep 2013, 17:29
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Old 12th Sep 2013, 22:34
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The new French Foreign Legion recruits, still coming to grips with orders barked in French, could have all sworn the Sergent-chef said "tenir debout dans vos lits", not "tenir debout vos lits".

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Old 12th Sep 2013, 22:44
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The sanctions for 'Pillow Talk' were quite severe...
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Old 13th Sep 2013, 00:30
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The Lads reckoned the SWO's offer of a cushy job was not all it was offered to be.



or....



Swabbing the Big Bertha Gun Barrel involved getting intimately involved.

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Old 13th Sep 2013, 00:45
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Riverdance: The IRA Days.
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Old 13th Sep 2013, 13:25
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Flashman and a few fellow seniors demonstrate what Brown and the other new boys should have worn at fags' initiation.

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Old 13th Sep 2013, 13:34
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The Dawn Firing Squad didn't want to sleep in.
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 18:41
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Judging time I think!

Runners up to Buster with Riverdance:The IRA Days
And Dan Gerous with Paras wobble but we don't fall down.

But a winner to Sitigeltfel with:

Fearful first time jumpers were issued with the new, combined, parachute/incontinence pack.

Well done to all!
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 18:48
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Such an honour. Unable to come up with anything suitable as am about to sit down to din-dins. Open house to anyone with a captivating pic!
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 20:19
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Go on then ...



Sitigeltfel ... Happy to stand down if you wish ... Otherwise you to judge

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Old 14th Sep 2013, 20:40
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Now Sir ... if you turn that knob there to max and push that button bottom left and await the "ping" ... your pie will be ready in three minutes
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 20:55
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 20:58
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So, unless you get us another squadron of Typhoons, I'm going to grab 'em like this, and twiiiisst...
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 21:19
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"You want to target Clegg? No problem. If we find Cameron he's got Clegg by the balls."
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 22:55
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"Hello you're through to the RAF Customer Service's Helpline how may I help you?"
"Ah.. so we blew in your windows and damaged your house, Hold the line one moment while I consult with my collegue"
"Ok Flt Lt, drop another one, we missed"
"Sorry for the delay Sir, we are sending help"

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Old 14th Sep 2013, 23:09
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"And there's the final whistle. That sees the home team Argentina defeat England 6:0 and, of course, my thanks to the British armed forces for their efforts at match security..."

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...and Milliband doesn't know we can see him right?
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Old 14th Sep 2013, 23:18
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"Any truth to the rumour going round that the RAF is Rank top heavy Group Captain, with mundane tasks onboard our fleet now being undertaken by senior ranks?" "None at all sir, hold on while I get the AVM to go get the coffee's"

..

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Old 14th Sep 2013, 23:31
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Slipping away into a warm cozy place.....known as the Land of Nod....Buster began to feel Nutty and Coffman were ignoring him.




Or....


You see Sir....if you lot in Whitehall had bought Boeings we would be in a nice 747 Thing instead of this Andover.

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Old 15th Sep 2013, 00:35
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"....and then we could fill it full of surveillance equipment and introduce it as the Nimrod..."
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Old 15th Sep 2013, 02:13
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