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Old 24th May 2012, 11:53
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After their furlough in Seoul, soldiers suffering from "Red Helmet" line up at the clinic...
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Old 24th May 2012, 11:55
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In training for an assault on the UK, the North Korean paras were unsurprised to find their LZ was Bell End, Worcs.
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Old 24th May 2012, 12:05
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Good God man ! ... Little green men running about the place ... We better reopen the MoD UFO Unit immediately !
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Old 24th May 2012, 12:11
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Nobody wanted to tell the Beloved Leader that his red/green colour-blindness was likely to cause difficulties for the covert assault troops.
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Old 24th May 2012, 12:26
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"Airborne Troops are easy to identify by their Wings and distinctive head gear!"
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Old 24th May 2012, 12:38
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The crack Gay & Lesbian Alliance Paratroopers just wanted to add a little bit of colour...
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Old 24th May 2012, 13:04
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Naturally the Helicopter Pilot stood out like a stiff dick in a church parade!
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Old 24th May 2012, 13:59
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"Yes, I know red is a lucky colour in China. So?"
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Old 24th May 2012, 17:54
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Welcome to the Vesta's, our beloved leaders Strike Force., there is no other force that can match you.


Or

Ohhoooooooo, wrong time of the month.

Or

We don't know what it is, but every 28 days our helmets change colour


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Old 24th May 2012, 18:09
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Korean army, simulating a Women's Strike Force by making the "men" wear pink helmets!
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Old 24th May 2012, 18:13
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..and then we can hide in cherry trees!
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Old 24th May 2012, 20:14
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Following confusion with the current PPRuNe CapCom pic earlier today the Taiwan Government would like to point out the the picture is of Taiwanese Paratroopers not North Korean Paratroopers ... presumaby the Red Helmets were intoduced to make this clear in times of conflict

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Old 24th May 2012, 20:22
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Ve heard the velly velly nice Buster likes redheads..
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Old 24th May 2012, 21:00
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Thanks Nutloose. I did say that I'd like a pack of redheads, but these are hardly going to light my cigarette & fit in my pocket are they?
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Old 25th May 2012, 00:56
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Its......the Vestal Virgin Cherry Popping Brigade, come to the fore!
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Old 25th May 2012, 05:06
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Preparations for the infiltration of Afghanistans poppy fields were well in hand.

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Old 25th May 2012, 06:30
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The British Army announce a new outsourcing contract to replace the Royal Military Police
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Old 25th May 2012, 14:22
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Welcome to the Vespa's, our beloved leaders Strike Force., there is no other force that can match you.


Ah yes... Swan Vespa.......

= a posh white duck on a motor scooter.
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Old 25th May 2012, 14:24
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Soldier, third from right:

"Me thinks this is the last time we listen to a colour blind camouflage expert"
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Old 25th May 2012, 16:28
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After an unfortunate training incident where a sniper was run over by a HMMVEE, the HSE made sure the visiting Korean Sniper teams were going to be visible at all times - perfectly safe!

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