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Old 1st Jan 2012, 10:10
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"Matthew Corbett, you applied for redundancy recently, yes? You get this lovely soft toy, a bit like a meerkat, no gratuity and a two day resettlement course at KFC. Seemples!"
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"No more the Tiger are we Bloggs?"
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Old 1st Jan 2012, 12:08
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Hey loadie, I think Sooty has just taken a dump in your helmet.
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The Puma is finally fitted with MDC ... "Miniature Detonating Corbett".

Happy New Year all ...

Coff.

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Old 1st Jan 2012, 23:27
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After many complaints about Clarksons voice, the RAF decided to install a Global Positioning Sooty.
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Old 2nd Jan 2012, 06:25
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Bloggs, I called you a muppet. You can't even get your banter right, can you !!
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Old 2nd Jan 2012, 10:07
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A rare picture showing the early flight trials of the TANS kit destined for the Puma fleet ... that is ... Tactical Air Navigation Sooty.

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Old 2nd Jan 2012, 11:33
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" I don't care what the Magic circle says, we ate the kids pet rabbit on Boxing Day..that's why it's a bloody bear !"

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The ingenuity of manning in response to the current shortage of crews was entirely predictable......
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Old 2nd Jan 2012, 17:51
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'One's a ginger, cartoon-like figure of fun who can't speak in public, the other's a glove puppet'.

(The old ones are the best)
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Old 2nd Jan 2012, 22:36
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Crews were sick to death of the back up IFE.
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Old 3rd Jan 2012, 12:37
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Corbett proves, once and for all, men can multi task, by flying a Puma with his hand up a bears arse
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Old 3rd Jan 2012, 12:48
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Sooty demonstrates that it's OK to have your prostate examined away from the Medical Centre.
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Old 4th Jan 2012, 06:59
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Seriously, should you be holding Sootys helmet like that?
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Old 4th Jan 2012, 08:42
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cattletruck - So far so good Sooty, next on the check list, can you point to the big red knob that starts the helicopter?
Sooty says "He's sitting in the right hand seat"
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Old 4th Jan 2012, 12:08
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After seeing crewman Sweep bang the local bike Soo in the back of the cab, Sooty raises his paw and asks "can I have a a go?"

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Old 4th Jan 2012, 14:53
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"What do you mean you know f**k all about engines!?"
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Old 4th Jan 2012, 19:58
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If you think you are going to do the same to this Puma as you did to the Gazelle in the Gulf - your wrong; we can do that
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Old 4th Jan 2012, 23:59
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AA scores a Home Run assisted by Cattle Truck's set up!
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Old 5th Jan 2012, 20:19
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Scoring tomorrow.... Last call folks...
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Old 5th Jan 2012, 21:23
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...and your job is to feed the little bear.
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