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Old 17th Apr 2012, 22:01
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Sacre bleu! 'ow short we are becoming!
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 22:21
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"And remember laddie, one of the main reasons we have kitted you out like this is we require you to stretch the heck out of those aircrew roll necks and destroy all chances of them ever recovering their shape before we issue them new to our aircrew".
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 22:57
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"He said he can't see you right now".
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 00:19
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So, you're Private Wonka's batman, tell him he can't wear his accordian on parade.
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 11:52
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When I said we need to create a scouting group....this isn't what I meant !
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 12:07
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"The deal was; I get to come on Ops if my mum knitted sweaters for the whole battalion."
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 12:10
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Don't tell him your name, Pike...
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 12:23
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The short arms parade took on a whole new meaning
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 12:59
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Little fella:

"Pssst, Sir, I may be small, but the bloke next to me looks like Sir Robin Day"
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 14:31
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Is you on Facebook?

P1
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 14:54
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"Luke, I am your father"
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 19:36
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They landed where?
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Old 18th Apr 2012, 19:48
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"Excuse me mister, my mate wants to know if you have any change for the sunbed"
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Old 20th Apr 2012, 12:34
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Pssst sonny ...dont you think your colleague should have gone to Spec Savers

or

..well once hes jumped sir 'e waits for the dog lead to go slack before droppin' 'is kit bag and bracing for landing..
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Old 22nd Apr 2012, 10:47
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Well, I was told that boys like me are just wot needed to clean gun barrels - from the inside. It was either that or back to being a chimney sweep.
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Old 22nd Apr 2012, 13:55
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Runner up.

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..well once hes jumped sir 'e waits for the dog lead to go slack before droppin' 'is kit bag and bracing for landing..
Winner...

Rigga!

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Old 23rd Apr 2012, 11:42
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Typical Rigga, when you need one, you wait hours for them to turf up
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Old 25th Apr 2012, 23:20
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Well this won't do!



Rigga can judge if he returns...
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 00:19
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How much for ze monkeeee?

Or

Corporal, I said I need you to bear arms.....

Or

I said a Cola Corporal, I want a Cola...
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Old 26th Apr 2012, 03:16
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The Taliban's travelling zoo was a hit with the coalition, "so much better than being shot at!", stated Corp Scroggs despite large gashes in his arm from Koala bin laden.
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