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Old 28th Jun 2011, 09:07
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They were warned not to cut the Airforce budget, but would they listen?
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 09:41
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Ten green lavvy's standing in a field
Ten green lavvy's standing in a field
And if one green lavvy should get knocked over by a balloon
There'll be nine green lavvys standing in a field,
Nine green lavvy's standing in a field
And if one green lavvy should get knocked over by a balloon
There'll be eight green lavvys standing in a field,
Eight green lavvy's standing in a field
And if one green lavvy should get knocked over by a balloon
There'll be seven green lavvys standing in a field,............
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 09:54
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George Michael wasn't convinced that the earth should move THAT much

or

The latest airborne early warning platform for the RAF got off to a shaky start!

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Old 28th Jun 2011, 10:23
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Burn, burn, burn ... that ring of fire...
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 10:55
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In flight refuelling trial of methane powered balloon showed promise.
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 12:29
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Always a kid at heart, Sir Richard Branson fulfilled his dream - "TURDIS DOMINOES!!!".
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 18:46
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The Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps conduct targeted mover recruiting.
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 20:17
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Sorry, excuse me, whoops, sorry, coming through,....


or,


'Oy, I'm in here'.

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Old 28th Jun 2011, 22:06
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Uncovered! The inspiration behind David Nivens autobiography, "The Moon's a Balloon"
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 22:28
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I don't bl**dy believe it! Open fields for miles around and we have to land here at exactly the same time as the only Doctor Who look-alike symposium in this millenium....
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 23:40
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The operational reach of the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps was affected by different factors to their male counterparts.
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Old 28th Jun 2011, 23:46
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"Well the first box contains the different uniforms I'll need, the 2nd is my phone cards, the 3rd is full of porn, and the 4th is for my JPA receipts. What else will I need for this deployment?"
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Old 29th Jun 2011, 08:25
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Not only had the Irish hot-air balloon slalom team failed to recognise the correct start gate, but the 30kt wind revealed a fundamental flaw in its ability to steer
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Old 29th Jun 2011, 11:13
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Captain Tootleloo and his balloon like flies to sh*t.
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Old 29th Jun 2011, 16:54
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"Gardyloo!"
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Old 29th Jun 2011, 17:15
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Paddy! Go up! GO UP!!! that's not a fecking phone box after all! You'll just have to wait until you get a signal on your cell phone before you call the missus!
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Old 29th Jun 2011, 22:43
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Good job it isn't fan driven!
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Old 29th Jun 2011, 22:46
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Montgolfier's Gaydar was spot on once again.
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Old 30th Jun 2011, 10:07
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The new extreme sport of Khazi skittles had people queueing up to take part.
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Old 30th Jun 2011, 11:42
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The action sequences for "Angry Birds - The Film" ran into a few snags.
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