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Old 4th Jan 2016, 22:17
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Hoskins began to think volunteering to be the Rescue Dummy might not have been as good a thing as when he raised his hand in the bar the night before.
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Old 4th Jan 2016, 22:23
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Mcmurdo Sound swimmer found frozen in mid stroke
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Old 4th Jan 2016, 22:29
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Pilots are often found circling Icebergs. They eventually move on when no one brings them a glass of Whiskey.
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Old 4th Jan 2016, 22:38
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Bit of a problem with this fire bombing in the colder climes - bloody water freezes as soon as you dump it.
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 02:26
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"Mavis! What have I told you about throwing your tissues out of the window?"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 05:33
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They said there was an iceberg out here, but I can C-FUGG all.
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 07:03
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Yes Bloggs ... Just follow the trail of styrofoam cups and we'll soon reach America
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 07:09
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'Frigid Mermaid off the starboard beam Skipper' ... Time for your annual eye check Bloggs
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 09:05
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"I thought the term was airborne"

"Naaaa, shouting Fugg Off over the radio at Air Traffic is much more fun"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 09:13
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"As you can see from the horizon, we have cleared the pole and it's all downhill from here"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 11:30
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"I told you it was too cold to flush the toilet!!"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 11:42
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Taking inspiration from Titanic, Airfix finally overcame the wobbly stand design that had plagued them for generations.
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 11:43
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"Strange they didn't want to ride on the wheels of this one"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 11:50
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"And hopefully the only mag drop we will get on this trip is dropping the porn to the "across the ice expedition"



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Old 5th Jan 2016, 12:04
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"Charlie Golf Golf downwind right hand touch and go"
"Shut the fugg up, Hoskins"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 12:06
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What do you mean it's the Dilithium crystal?
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This global warming is worse than we thought, that was Everest we just flew past.
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 12:45
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"I think you were right about the carb icing, Grayson."
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 13:08
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"Fugg is coming, sir."
"What'cha talking about, Bloggs?? Can't ya see it's cavok?"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 13:15
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"Skipper, may I dump those ashes, now?"
"Fuggedaboutit!!"
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Old 5th Jan 2016, 13:19
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"No, we are not, N-O-T, NOT going to land so you can go for a paddle."
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