Caption competition
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"Have you been landing your helicopter on the beach again? You've got ice cream stains all down your front. Here lick the corner of this hankerchief and I'll wipe it off!"
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It's Viagra William, you're supposed to take it orally, not as a suppository, no wonder you cannot see any effects. See Philips is working.
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Take the Olympic flame 20 miles from Culdrose to Lands End - it's not exactly Mission Impossible, or so I thought. Instead I find you in a hangar at Odiham.
We ended up having to send the Navy with a Davy Lamp. There'll be Hell to pay if the Press ever finds out.
..and you can stop grinning at the back!
We ended up having to send the Navy with a Davy Lamp. There'll be Hell to pay if the Press ever finds out.
..and you can stop grinning at the back!
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"Let's see the top of your head...Oh yes, you're looking more like your Grandfather every day. Just keep working on those slitty eye jokes."
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Look, Buster, it's only a silly Caption Competition, I was rather busy organising a lunch for all my chums, and I had to get my eyes tested before that flypast you chaps organised... luckily Nutloose was grounded because he dropped one right in front of the King of Bahrain so he said he would put up a photo... and now that clever toptobottom has fixed up this trailing cable thingy from the limo to my iPad I can keep an eye on the thread until judging time ... good heavens, it's us!
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"Yes Granny, I know I landed that time in Kate's parents' back garden, but it wasn't me that landed on the beach last week I promise. Kate says flying helicopters makes you fat so I'm not allowed lollies anymore in case I get like Uncle Andy."
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