Caption competition

[SASless]

"William....Helicopter Pilot....that Golf Club did knock the sense out of you!!"

[Buster Hyman]

"You see William, this is why Royalty is looked down upon. Most people your age have stopped wearing grow suits..."

[B Fraser]

While one is touched that "God Save The Queen" was broadcast over the station tannoy, the version penned by The Sex Pistols is not to be played ever again. One can still put one across one's knee.

[toptobottom]

I'm sorry Gran, I really do need to go now. Can't wait. Touching the cloth.

[CoffmanStarter]

Now William toddle off and tell that Dalton chap that one had 641 aircraft of one's RAF do a flypast at one's Coronation in 1953 !

[ACW599]

"It's probably just a touch of brewer's droop, dear. Runs in the family, but don't tell him I told you".

[NutLoose]

Shame on you mixing with navigators, one has told you before, one has to have some standards.

[CoffmanStarter]

Now William ... that's the last time you fly with a Kittyhawk callsign ... you're Grandad nearly lost his lunch on that last landing !

[m3181]

sorry gran , no gran you are right , it's just not good enough when caption competition slips off first page , yes gran it won't happpen again

[Kiltrash]

PW: Yes gran, you are correct I really am Nutloose,

HMTQ: No stupid I said , why the all in one, are you(r) Nut(s)loose??
Get your ears cleaned out

[Lafyar Cokov]

Now that Wills had perfected his boot bulling technique - he found he could look up girl's skirts all day long!

[Dunky]

Yes William, one day all this will be yours, what's left of it anyway, till then it's all mine, ok?

[Buster Hyman]

Betty: "No. You've a healthy head of hair..."
Phil: "Pffftt...."

[squeaker]

So it was you that bought him that bloody kebab! You wouldn't be laughing if you'd spent the last hour in the back of a Rolls with him, sitting in a green fog! Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands was almost sick and we'll never get the stain off the upholstery..

[TyroPicard]

Right! Judging time...
We have to mention Nutloose somewhere so third is Kiltrash with...

PW: Yes gran, you are correct I really am Nutloose,

HMTQ: No stupid I said , why the all in one, are you(r) Nut(s)loose??
Get your ears cleaned out

Second place goes to squeaker with the final entry...

So it was you that bought him that bloody kebab! You wouldn't be laughing if you'd spent the last hour in the back of a Rolls with him, sitting in a green fog! Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands was almost sick and we'll never get the stain off the upholstery..

And the winner is... Surplus with...

and after the buttered crumpets, the rotters superglued my chin to my jumper!

Thanks for the pic, Nutloose - I promise to pay attention next time. Over to you, Surplus...

[Surplus]

Hope this hasn't aired before

[CoffmanStarter]

Sergeant Ling Po realises that he is on the Red Forces side and destined to loose yet again ...

[son of brommers]

After 4 days in the sun, the milk in the red top bottles had turned a nasty shade of green.

[squeaker]

Korean defence ministry finds innovative solution to reducing size of army but avoiding expensive redundancy payments.

[CoffmanStarter]

North Korea finally overcomes technical difficulties in launching their new missile with the Human Swan Vestas Ignition Team.