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Old 21st Sep 2012, 15:21
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Driver thinks
When they asked for a 'volunteer' to meet a VVIP from the Olympic bid, silly me I thought it would be Becks or Will
How easy it is to forget the other one

or

Dave thinks
What this picture needs is a baby to kiss
Now where will we find a child at the front line

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Old 21st Sep 2012, 15:25
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"We bought them off Ebay".
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 15:52
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" 'fraid not, Sir. 'Elf n Safety won't let us use them. Not until the ashtrays are removed. And they're welded in."
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 16:47
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Those nice RAF chaps showed me around Thunderbird 2 this morning ... so which Thunderbird is this ?
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 16:55
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I'm thinking of getting one of these for Sam to take the kids to school ...
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 17:09
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"So you say the Italians are building the doors?...and the French the transmission?"
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 17:13
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"OK. How much for just a BJ then?"
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 20:48
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See, everything I touch turns to sh*t, watch I'll touch this white vehicle..


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No Prime Minister, we said Judas touch, not Midas touch.
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 21:14
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To the great embarrassment of East End gangsters, Terry Taliban was the first geezer who managed to blow just the bloody doors off.


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Old 21st Sep 2012, 21:27
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Wad'ya mean that Green Flag won't do a Home Start call out !
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 21:52
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Cameron : "I'm really pleased to see our new High Tech Cardboard Reinforced Armour Plate (CRAP) finally in service ... how are you chaps finding it ?" Cpl Bloggs : "Needs more glue on the seams Sir !"

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Old 21st Sep 2012, 21:56
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If I promise to reinstate the bigger sausages for breakfast, will he drive this thing off my bloody foot?
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 21:57
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"OK Sir, hop in and we'll tour the rougher areas"


"We always leave the passenger door off Sir, helps egress. And the jacket is RAF Sir, that's why it looks like a target"

"Really Sir, I'm as honest as the next man."

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Old 21st Sep 2012, 22:06
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Sergeant ... tell me why you're Driver needs a SatNav that big ...
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 23:35
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Are we having fun yet?
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Old 22nd Sep 2012, 10:13
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"I'm sorry, but he definitely blinked first. Now hand over my money."

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Old 22nd Sep 2012, 10:46
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What do you mean, you won't go sarf of the river, I am the PM you know
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Old 22nd Sep 2012, 11:15
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"Have you shot any plebs recently?"
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Old 22nd Sep 2012, 11:19
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"We're all in it together you know".
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Old 22nd Sep 2012, 12:35
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The last remaining contestant finally wins "Touch the Truck - 2011"
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