Right! Judging time...
We have to mention Nutloose somewhere so third is Kiltrash with...
PW: Yes gran, you are correct I really am Nutloose,
HMTQ: No stupid I said , why the all in one, are you(r) Nut(s)loose??
Get your ears cleaned out
Second place goes to squeaker with the final entry...
So it was you that bought him that bloody kebab! You wouldn't be laughing if you'd spent the last hour in the back of a Rolls with him, sitting in a green fog! Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands was almost sick and we'll never get the stain off the upholstery..
And the winner is... Surplus with...
and after the buttered crumpets, the rotters superglued my chin to my jumper!
Thanks for the pic, Nutloose - I promise to pay attention next time. Over to you, Surplus...