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After the introduction of another new hot-desking policy at ABW, Maj Smith demonstrates how to go for a slash and still have somewhere to work when you get back.
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"What he doesn't realise is when he has got the table to full height, I will shoot this suppository I have attached to the end of my gun right up where the sun never shines"....
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OK then, judgement day has arrived.
The award for enthusiasm and persistence goes to Buster Hyman and Nutloose who managed 11 entries between them for this one! (Sorry, there is no award!)
Special mentions for excellent toilet humour by Shytorque and Top to Bottom but the winner for seeing the soldiers predickament (sic) is
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The award for enthusiasm and persistence goes to Buster Hyman and Nutloose who managed 11 entries between them for this one! (Sorry, there is no award!)
Special mentions for excellent toilet humour by Shytorque and Top to Bottom but the winner for seeing the soldiers predickament (sic) is
Longhitter
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"The first two minutes are ok if you have good teeth, tovarish. After that you start praying for an erection!"
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Beaten by an Erection 
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Don't worry, he won't knock the last one over, we have left a Tory in it.....
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They'll never topple them all, we filled one to the top with gravel............. or was it Shale?
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They'll never topple them all, we filled one to the top with gravel............. or was it Shale?
With his newly acquired £100k FRI, SqnLdr Jenkins finally played his ultimate version of Ten Pin bowling.
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Going green the Tory way, 4 Tories in sitting were sufficient to produce enough methane gas to run this family balloon.
Balloonists discover a complete cure for constipation - loodo-minoes
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New evidence emerges that Per Lindstrom's comment "Branson's ballooning skills are a pile of crap" was well-founded.
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New evidence emerges that Per Lindstrom's comment "Branson's ballooning skills are a pile of crap" was well-founded.
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Ryanairs depravity knew no bounds! Not only are you now lowered to the Lav in a gaudy "Look at me, I'm about to Pee!" balloon, you also have to pay 10 Euros for the privilege!