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Old 11th May 2012, 21:10
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Aww, I'm blushing now... Cheers

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Old 11th May 2012, 22:14
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Nnnnooooooooooooooooooo


If 'itler wants a War, we'll give 'im a War....... A robot wars

Or

When Cameron said 'e was gonna reduce the armoured battalions in Germany by 80% I thought 'e meant the bleeding amount, not the bleeding size.

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Old 11th May 2012, 22:22
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Bloody seagulls .....
 
Old 11th May 2012, 22:52
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Bloody things must be breeding, there was only two yesterday.
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Old 11th May 2012, 22:55
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'ere Sarge, is that Buster over there whiff 'is camera again..



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Old 11th May 2012, 22:56
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"Yes, yes, very good sergeant - but is there an iPhone app that lets you steer them remotely?"
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Old 12th May 2012, 08:40
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The Army Catering Corps begin trials of their new mechanised Hay Box which has been specially designed to deliver that unique pongo tea based beverage when troops are under fire.
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Old 12th May 2012, 08:55
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Inspired by "Dancing On Ice" ... the British Army now brings you "Squaddies On Grass" ... although Lt. Dean and Sgt Torvill now think the footwear may require a little tweaking and supplied in pairs before the first show.
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Old 12th May 2012, 10:02
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MRSD

The men weren't sure about Cameron's new, cost-saving, Mechanised Roller-Skate Division.
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Old 12th May 2012, 10:55
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"Plenty more where these came from sarg. Some have got central locking and some have electric windows. Can't guarantee sunroofs on the next batch though..."
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Old 12th May 2012, 11:26
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Take us to your leader Earthling !
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Old 12th May 2012, 12:49
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"Honest Sarge, there's nothing on the label that says Handwash Only".
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Old 12th May 2012, 13:29
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Aye Mate....from the looks of these things there must be a DUKW around here somewhere!
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Old 12th May 2012, 14:06
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OK...who's going to tell the CO we left his new tanks out in the rain?
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Old 12th May 2012, 14:13
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Which is mine Sarge.... They all are son, tracked ones.
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Old 12th May 2012, 14:38
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Honey, I shrunk the tanks.
 
Old 12th May 2012, 14:39
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(In sonorous, David Attenborough, tones) - "Yes, the tanks come ashore one night of the year, lay their eggs in the dunes, and 6 months later the tanklings start to hatch...."
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Old 12th May 2012, 17:11
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Buster narrowly missed the annual Military Photographer of The Year (1943) Competition with this Black and White composition when one of the subjects scarpered on hearing the Mess Tent bell ring for breakfast.
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Old 12th May 2012, 17:26
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Auchtung ! Auchtung ! Is that a trio of Leichter Landungstrager Goliath's I see Buster ?
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Old 12th May 2012, 19:28
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It stops them rolling down the hill during the night, but it's hell cleaning the barrels out every morning....
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