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Old 28th Mar 2007, 07:16
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The new "Multi-Marshaller" demonstrating the signal for formation taxying. Next week, we'll cover the tricky combined "Start #1,Start #2 and chocks out" signal.

(MoD couldn't afford the 4-ship version)
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Old 28th Mar 2007, 07:46
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The new forces sweetheart had numerous advantages over that 2-armed freak Claire Sweeney.
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Old 28th Mar 2007, 09:04
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Now THIS is what I call RAF Casual Clothing!
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Old 28th Mar 2007, 14:11
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You figure that is a hard enough flapping to get airborne?
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Old 28th Mar 2007, 14:14
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It was obvious that the genetic scientist had been a woman - no way would a man have given her 4 extra arms
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Old 29th Mar 2007, 10:16
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The new Swiss Army Woman is able to carry out many functions at once and even has a tool to remove stones from horses' hooves. Despite it's very high spec,though, it still isn't able to park your car.
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Old 29th Mar 2007, 11:17
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Any of you guys need a hand..............job lot going here?


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Old 29th Mar 2007, 22:45
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Wait until you see the legs boys.....
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Old 30th Mar 2007, 13:23
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Blimey, that's handy......................
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Old 30th Mar 2007, 13:59
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The hand-out nanny state resulted in a drastic acceleration in evolution.
 
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The wing-sweep demonstration was always a particularly popular element of the Tornado groundschool.
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Old 31st Mar 2007, 07:12
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Heaven has decreed - no more Angels with wings. Angels need to be better equipped to fly an aircraft and to play a harp.
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Old 31st Mar 2007, 07:50
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The RAF had always maintained that the Red Arrows were a good recruitment tool, but they were disbanded as a money saving measure in 2010.

However, the introduction of the RAF's formation dance team was found to be far more popular with young men aged 14-22, and the RAF never had to advertise again. It was found though that an increasing number of potential recruits were short-sighted.
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Old 31st Mar 2007, 11:55
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Female multi-tasking: She can marshal 3 aircraft at once and, with the rectal broom attachment, can sweep the pan while she's at it.
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Old 1st Apr 2007, 00:48
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On the right, Iranian waters. On the left, Iraqi waters......
....... I think, or, I could just write three letters!


Hat, coat etc
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Old 1st Apr 2007, 16:15
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Lynx heli pilot demonstrating Lynx underarm deoderent..............
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Old 1st Apr 2007, 18:11
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fish

And the winner of the WRAF biggest claimed fish that got away is: .......
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Old 3rd Apr 2007, 18:00
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Other than the All Fools Day, any other reason for this pregnant pause?
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Old 3rd Apr 2007, 20:55
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Despite growing 4 extra arms, Julie was amazed that men still spoke to her chest
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Dierdre demonstrated just how she managed to shove President Bliar so far up GeeDubyas rectal passage
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