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Old 19th Sep 2012, 15:22
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All spent ? Judging 12:00 UTC tomorrow.

Best ...

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Old 19th Sep 2012, 15:36
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Go ahead, make one's day!
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Old 19th Sep 2012, 16:18
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So I said "You have to ask yourself, punk, did I fire 5 or 6 rounds?".



Then I peppered the little f#cker because the Browning holds 13 rounds!
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Old 19th Sep 2012, 22:43
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No you squeeze the trigger not the grip...
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Old 20th Sep 2012, 12:11
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OK ... Judging time ...

Good to see the usual high standard of comedic irreverence ... and no High Court Injections issued as yet !

3rd Place & Bronze Medal : 622.

No Ma'am, I said pheasant shooting...you know, with an 'h'...
2nd Place & Silver Medal : NutLoose.

As someone I forget once said, there are 3 people in this Marriage, Charles, Myself and John Browning here.
1st Place & Gold Medal : Pohm1.

.....so I pointed the gun at him like this, and then I said "I demand you take a picture of me topless"
You Have Control Pohm1 ...

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PS. Only one entry from Buster ?
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Old 20th Sep 2012, 12:37
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A worthy winner, made me chortle, I think Buster only did one because he has been trying to blow the picture up as a pin up
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Old 20th Sep 2012, 17:14
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I'm struggling to get decent internet here in Port Harcourt to browse for a pic, so if Nutloose could do the honours, I'll judge a winner.

Cheers

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Old 20th Sep 2012, 18:35
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Thank you, on iPad here as at family home, so haven't my normal links, hope this is ok..





And as you're scoring it...

Just one careful owner Guv, low miles and when the Tranche 3 comes into effect I will throw in the driver, they don't call me honest Dave for nothing..


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Old 20th Sep 2012, 18:55
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"Trust me".
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Old 20th Sep 2012, 18:59
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Driver's thought bubble "He's a politician, his lips are moving, so he must be l*ing"


* Call me Dave is my 3rd cousin, very sadly.

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Old 20th Sep 2012, 19:46
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Cpl Bloggs refused to hand over any change, as past performance suggested it would only be squandered.

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Old 20th Sep 2012, 20:11
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Don't point that camera at me ... I don't do topless shots ... in any case Clegg is the tit !
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Old 20th Sep 2012, 21:36
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What do you mean, 'don't touch the window seal there's superglue on it'?


or


Thinks bubble ' Do I still have a pulse, yes got a pulse... am I still breathing, yes I'm still breathing... God is he still here droning on... must keep awake, must keep awake... try to look interested the boss said... it'll only be for a couple of minutes... I'm beginning to get bloody cramp... a man can only squat like this for so long...'

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Old 20th Sep 2012, 22:11
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Cameron: "So, how much of a saving do we get by not putting on doors?"
Driver: Muppet!
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 11:39
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"Right, so any storks carrying tiny bundles seen approaching Camp Bastion get both barrels. Same for any unexpected gooseberry bushes."
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"and you can call me Al"
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Driver Jones had trained for his meeting with the PM by sitting in the middle of the desert alone for 4 months, but nothing can prepare you for the full boredom of a political photo-op.
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 13:09
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One way Taxi for one ?
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Old 21st Sep 2012, 13:49
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Cameron : "OK chaps ... a bit of Blue Sky thinking from me on our final troop withdrawal plans. Rather than try and ship all this kit out via Pakistan ... how about we do what Sgt Rizzo from the 4077th M*A*S*H did. Apparently he managed to mail home an entire Jeep in bits ... might be worth a try ?"
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"...and for our troops in the field the best equipment money can buy, of course at the lowest possible cost.."

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