Caption competition

[Pontius Navigator]

I told them to use tie down straps for the static tests but they knew better.

[Buster Hyman]

Guys, I don't think that's what he meant when he said its a taildragger.

[WeeJeem]

"The recent avionics upgrade meant that the standard cat & duck fit had been augmented by a highly-sensitive groundprox system."

[Buster Hyman]

Hello. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter day Saints...

[racedo]

Training department cut 99% in tune with request from adults.

[racedo]

Ride along checkflights took on a whole new meaning.

[racedo]

Prince William was not sure that his brother's "You can be my wingman anytime" suggestion was now such a good idea.

[racedo]

DOD said Double crew all aircraft in line with CiC request and all objections were overruled.

[Danny42C]

"Don't have a heavy landing, Skipper, for Gawd's sake !"

[Buster Hyman]

Sure, they look & act cool out there but wait until we land, then you'll see some massive skid marks!

[NutLoose]

I think we got rid of those two bloody Jehovahs Witnesses that were knocking on the canopy at that last stop.

[NutLoose]

"Hey Bert, what's that funny thing sticking down in front of us, it looks like a step but there is a warm liquid coming out of it..."

"Ahh that will be the pilots pee tube outlet"

[Danny42C]

"Look at those people down there - they look like ants"........"They are ants - we're only about ten feet up !"

[WeeJeem]

Okay-dokay, I think we've pretty much exhausted this particular vein of hilarity. I don't think there was a single dud caption (except possibly mine), so all are mentioned in dispatches.

But for sheer coffee-spraying, screen-staining goodness I declare the winner to be

Danny42C with "I should've found out what it meant before I applied for the job of Postillion !"

Great start to the year! Danny42C, you have control.

[Danny42C]

WeeJeem,

My apologies for the delay, Gentlemen (and Ladies !)

This is an unexpected honour - you are a man of rare discernment, Sir !

As for the rest of you, do your worst with this :-




Danny.

[GlobalNav]

"Global warming? Eh, bring it on."

[JAVELINBOY]

The Kipper Fleets Table Centre piece was a tad unusual

or

Well, this is where Titanic II said she was

or

Polar Bear morphs into flying boat in new glacier mint advertising campaign

[Buster Hyman]

Fugged if I know where the Icebergs are.

[Buster Hyman]

Canada prepares to flex its muscles on the world stage & enter the Spratly Islands debate.

[Buster Hyman]

It's a big, empty ocean Hoskins, and you managed to snag us on the only Iceberg out here!