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Old 16th Apr 2012, 15:34
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The MOD were no fools; there had been a "Plan B" all along...
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Old 16th Apr 2012, 21:33
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The defeated Shack-Leks were slowly returning to Earth...shouting their Death-Rattle:

"Terminated-Ex!, Terminated-Ex!"

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Old 17th Apr 2012, 00:00
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It,s Maritime air, it has to be ugly and awkward, otherwise it would not be fit for purpose
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 10:41
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OK then judging time........

Please excuse my sense of humour but these are the three I found most tickling......

3rd - Dunky
The origin of the term "Crab Air" finally revealed
2nd - dc1968
'Mate...are you sure the main planes are fitted the right way round on this one?'
but the winner is










and I can't quite believe I'm doing this......









is








Buster with
Phwoar! Check out the turrets on her!
Well done!! You found my level of wit!!!
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 11:07
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Buster is nonchalant about his win
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 11:30
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After appeals for calm, Buster's fans agree to limit the festivities to a week.
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 11:35
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N000000000000000000000



Coming through....... Prize for Buster......




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Old 17th Apr 2012, 13:01
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Haven't been this happy since my wedding day...



Anyway...on with the show....

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Old 17th Apr 2012, 13:10
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This is Cub Scouts , isn't it?
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 13:36
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"...and you are?"
"Roger, Sir"
"Lovely. You can be my Cabin Boy"

............................................................ ........

"Right, that's Youth Unemployment and Service Under-manning sorted", said Dave
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 13:45
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Ronnie Barker's glasses hadn't changed in all the years since he met Corbett in the military.
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 14:29
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"Any complaints, lad?"

"Yes sir, he's been hogging my rose tinted specs all week".
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 15:01
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'I agree lad...it is indeed a very fine foxhole.'

or

'See Private...that's what happens when you use too hot a wash!'
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 15:44
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The Bootnecks latest training exercise seemed Child Play to some.
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 16:01
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Well sir, with the pension reforms in force I though that if I served from age 12, I might just get a decent pension by 60!

CWD
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 16:19
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"She says her name's Yoko Ono, sir, and she's come for the Terracotta Warriors audition".
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 16:29
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"We're about to launch our final bloody assault on Nazi Germany sonny, why are you here?"
"Comrade Sodov, my Maths master, sent me Sir. My prep was late twice in a row"
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 19:30
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This is Cub Scouts , isn't it?
No sir, we've got heavy artillery.

This my webbing,
This is my gun,
And here is a head butt,
Right in the groin.
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 20:00
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" I say is that a short Lee Enfield?"

Or

"Well blow me, you're a fine young lad"..... "that's what I'm here for Sir"

Or

"I was told if I joined at 11 I would rise rapidly through the ranks"

Or

"Yes Sir, I realise we are all in black and white, but Buster has had our photo waiting that long hoping to win one"
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Old 17th Apr 2012, 20:47
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"Yes wee Lad....I know Dynamite comes in small packages but you ain't big enough too blow yer own nose!"


Or....


"All right Audie Murphy.....but you just aren't going to make it as a Soldier...trust me!
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