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Mum discovers he doesn't play Piano in a Bawdy House....but actually is a Helicopter Pilot.
And what are those young man?
Kneeboards! I am not dotty yet; you told me you were a fighter pilot!
We'll never live down another one. We had to pack your uncle off to the bloody desert with the camel jockeys, and he couldn't even get that right.
My suspicions were aroused when I'd heard you were claiming to be the next King of England - no fighter jocks are that modest.
Kneeboards! I am not dotty yet; you told me you were a fighter pilot!
We'll never live down another one. We had to pack your uncle off to the bloody desert with the camel jockeys, and he couldn't even get that right.
My suspicions were aroused when I'd heard you were claiming to be the next King of England - no fighter jocks are that modest.
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Yes, young man, you should hang your head in shame; Junior Service AND a helicopter pilot, what were you thinking? And it's no good getting a navigator here to try and make you look better. That's just cruel.
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"You mean you've never played "pass the orange" Granny? You grip the orange under your chin like this, and then pass it to your partner. It's all rather good fun."
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"I said Look at me, Willy. Look at me...comma...Willy!"
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"And if you ever, EVER, make me come to the Falklands again, I don't care who you are, I'll smack your botty six ways from Sunday!"
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"And if you ever, EVER, make me come to the Falklands again, I don't care who you are, I'll smack your botty six ways from Sunday!"
HMtheQ: "Look Wills, you've got to cut out the penguin impersonations and get that bride of yours up the duff. I am relying on you for great-grandchildren"
Phil the Greek: "Should've married her sister - I would have!"
HMtheQ: "Thank you, Philip"
Phil the Greek: "Should've married her sister - I would have!"
HMtheQ: "Thank you, Philip"
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(Boy the CO is a bastard, getting my Gran out to give me a bollocking after I was ONE day late putting my initials on a copy of the new base parking policy memo
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(Boy the CO is a bastard, getting my Gran out to give me a bollocking after I was ONE day late putting my initials on a copy of the new base parking policy memo
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First you put your two knees close up tight, you shift em to the left and you shift em to the right, then you put your two feet close up tight and you twist around twist around with all of you r might
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I don't care if the zip's stuck, you're not coming to the garden party dressed in overalls. And get whats-her-name to feed you up a bit, you're looking skinny. Phillip, let him out by the tradesman's entrance.