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Old 13th Sep 2012, 16:06
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Sir ... Sir .... your Emergency Ration pack has just arrived from Fortnum & Mason’s ... we'll load it straight away
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Old 13th Sep 2012, 16:28
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That's an in-theatre mod. We've hooked some tannoy speakers up to an mp3 player. Your choice of tunes includes

Ride of the Valkyries
(obviously)
Rock the Casbah
I don't like Mondays

and your grandad's favourite,

A little number by The Cure

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Old 13th Sep 2012, 18:22
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If Sir will insist on flying naked, Sir will find the built in wardrobe just behind the weapons console

Does my chopper look big in this?
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Old 13th Sep 2012, 18:47
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I know what you mean, I too saw the pictures of Vegas and you definately have an anus horribilis.
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Old 13th Sep 2012, 19:11
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The remittance man is banished to the frontiers unti the heat dies down......
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Old 13th Sep 2012, 19:51
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Capt Wales now appears to be grounded in more ways than one ... note the Earthing Lead coming out of his left boot
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Old 13th Sep 2012, 23:30
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Hmmm......pee until the yellow site glass indicates full. OK!
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Old 14th Sep 2012, 06:36
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Capt Wales texts his brother again ...

Blood no worries. Me's gettin airborne tooled up. Tell Kate I'z gonna bang the frog mag Closer soon as. Laters Hazzer.
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Old 14th Sep 2012, 12:18
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"I know army pay inst what it used to be sir - but just think, the magnification on this periscope is so good you cold spot a nice pair of tits 2 miles off and flog those piccys off.... provided your up to scratch on being covert that is.."
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Old 14th Sep 2012, 13:39
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Yes boss we do play Taliban billiards, pot a white hat pot a red hat and so on, but there's no need to get your kit off if you miss.

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Old 15th Sep 2012, 20:45
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"Well apparently, sir, Talitubbies definitely go 'Eeh Oh' especially when you've shoved a couple of Hellfires up their dishdash"
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 10:59
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Some corkers this time, so let the judging begin:

Hightly commended:

SteveCox with:
Yes boss we do play Taliban billiards, pot a white hat pot a red hat and so on, but there's no need to get your kit off if you miss.
Runner up:

Fox3WheresMyBanana with:

That's an in-theatre mod. We've hooked some tannoy speakers up to an mp3 player. Your choice of tunes includes

Ride of the Valkyries
(obviously)
Rock the Casbah
I don't like Mondays

and your grandad's favourite,

A little number by The Cure
but today's winner is:

CoffmanStarter
with:
Blood no worries. Me's gettin airborne tooled up. Tell Kate I'z gonna bang the frog mag Closer soon as. Laters Hazzer.
Take it away CS
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 12:17
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Many thanks AA ... and congrats to Steve Cox and F3WMB !

So trying to keep the current theme in the "family" ... so to speak ... let's see what you all make of this offering




Best regards ...

Coff.
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 12:30
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Mary: "Oh crap! You weren't happy to see me!"
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 12:48
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"...and this is why the paparazzi don't hang around here!"
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 13:12
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This is one horse who won't go quietly into the night...
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 13:52
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"..and so I said to Chazzer; If you forget my ciggies just once more...."
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 14:09
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"We met at a polo match and I said to him, 'My great-grandmother was your great-great grandfather's mistress. How about it?' Of course, the gun helped him make up his mind....."
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 14:14
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Last time I pulled the trigger a little flag popped out of the end.
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Old 16th Sep 2012, 14:40
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