Caption competition
As the Crocodiles approached....the Nigerian SBS Paddle Wavers Display Team regretted volunteering for what they thought would be posh duty with Gucci Kit.
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Ok seems to have run itscourse so onto the scores
The winner is
Focks 2
Nah man, dis aint right man! Drippin wet oars dey promised us man!
Second place falls to
ShyTorque.
Right you lot, stop messing about with those paddles and get marching! This is a drought, remember!
Their place goes to
Goprdon with
If we all paddle hard enough we will get back to the top page.
Congratulations to all of you and over to Focks 2
The winner is
Focks 2
Nah man, dis aint right man! Drippin wet oars dey promised us man!
Second place falls to
ShyTorque.
Right you lot, stop messing about with those paddles and get marching! This is a drought, remember!
Their place goes to
Goprdon with
If we all paddle hard enough we will get back to the top page.
Congratulations to all of you and over to Focks 2
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Following on from the French silicon implant debacle, China calls in the army to assist in the production of replacement items in an attempt to corner the market.
Avoid imitations
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"I don't care what Jamie Oliver said about the ration pack menus. This "Menu D" curly cucumber main course is nowhere near as good as the old chicken curry....." 
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Despite their best attempts, the Chinese formation bogie blowing team failed to make the semi finals of Chinas Got Talent.
Advanced training for the North Korean Army's version of DADT was making good progress prior to the upcoming "Leap Frog in the Asparagus Patch "Exercise just around the corner.
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The crack hemorroid response team swing into action...
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The disappointment was palpable when the winning regiment got their promised blow jobs.
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The disappointment was palpable when the winning regiment got their promised blow jobs.
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Quick guys, get those zeros inflated, then we can hold them up to score Busters entries. 
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North Korea begin the schooling of their troops in the superior ancient Lancastrian Martial Art of Ecky Thump ... combat "green" puddings are being issued as a top priority.