Caption competition

[Tashengurt]

"Who threw that?!"

[Roadster280]

You should see what he can do with a chair!

[Rigga]

If ever any proof was needed that PAYD was really good for the troops....

[FinelyChopped]

Poor Sergei then realised that стол means table, as well as meals.

[NutLoose]

Buster "Greg Norman" Hyman requested a wood, and one was just happy to oblige, in this case, Beech Table, qty one... for the use off.








I heard that Avgas Dinosaur.... may your Avgas suffer from cladosporium resinae

[toptobottom]

Whoaaaaaa!! Huck hee! Huss how hush gunkowger gig you who in hat hing holdier?!!!

[S76Heavy]

One of the new recruits of the Russian Foreign Legion proved that there was still a bit of a language issue when he misinterpreted the expression "morning wood".

[ACW599]

Recently declassified imagery revealed some unusual elements of Spetsnaz selection procedures.

[jamesdevice]

Spetsnaz like it HARD!

[Buster Hyman]

Vladimir always brought something different to the table.

***

The whole thing will come crashing down if he manages to work his Nutloose....

***

When the Spetznutz have a wardrobe malfunction, they really do have a wardrobe malfunction!

[Siggie]

Post SDSR Russian wooden dentures weren't what they used to be.

[Rather be Gardening]

"Somebody tell Private Antonov that wood doesn't count as part of his '5 a Day' veg".

[Runaway Gun]

Despite it turning Victor blind some months earlier, his Comrades still enjoyed making fun of his sex addiction by smearing fish paste on random objects.

[Buster Hyman]

Clearly, there was a problem with translating Stable diet into Russian.

[green granite]

Testing of the army's new denture glue is progressing well.

[cameltruck]

Elite Russian special forces training sets a new benchmark.

[622]

At his 'coming out' party Private Polsky was hoping to have a different sort of Chippendale in his mouth.

[Buster Hyman]

When they said training gives Boris a woody, I thought....

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Reintegration of Soviet Special Forces into Russian society after retirement involved intense training for a desk job.

[birrddog]

In an attempt to make their pajama's appear less ridiculous... the Spetsnatz turned out an impressive display of strength and other circus tricks.

[NutLoose]

Following on from the "leaked" reports by the heads of the Armed Forces as to the failings of the UK's Armed Forces in applying a sustained campaign in Libya, David Cameron true to his word over his plans to "beef up the law" on Super Injuction's, applies the first of the new super gagging order's to the head of the Army .