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Old 30th Oct 2015, 03:13
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And this is how you do it Gangplank Style.
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 06:39
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"Ships ? What were they ?"
 
Old 30th Oct 2015, 06:43
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The First Sea Lord contemplates the possibility of an all-Wren Crew.
 
Old 30th Oct 2015, 10:24
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Ratings openly smiling at Officers's jokes. Surely the Navy has not become that egalitarian?
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 12:10
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Ha ha! No Commander Bond, I expect you to die!!!
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 12:53
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Just shown that Hillier chap the Golden Rivet sir
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 13:38
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It is a new version of Offenbach's "Three Gendarmes"
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 13:39
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...and then I said to wossisname, err, Failing, Falling, err, anyway you know the one I mean. I said to him "Well, if you think the Type 45s overran their budget, you wait til you see the bill for the Type 26s!"

Laugh? I thought I was going to shi... Oh, hang on.

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Old 30th Oct 2015, 15:17
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"Sorry my slip, I meant to say, would you like to come back to my wardroom for a stiff tot, where I got bott from I don't know"
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 15:19
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Damn boy, this thong is riding up my crack...
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 15:22
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First Sea Lord shows he's prepared to bend over backwards for his men ...
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Old 30th Oct 2015, 16:30
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♫ "There's somethin' the matter wi' Glasgie
For it's goin' round an' round" ♫
 
Old 31st Oct 2015, 00:35
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Sir, the RAF Regiment is parading behind us...oh, you've already seen them.
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Old 31st Oct 2015, 00:57
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"Stick close to your desk, and never go to sea,
And you can be the ruler of the Queen's Navee"
 
Old 31st Oct 2015, 11:47
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Whadaya mean you're upholding tradition? Unlike you lot I've already found a job in steel recycling and this boat will soon be pulled out from under your own feet.
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Old 31st Oct 2015, 13:38
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HA! Broadsword!!!! Well, it's nice to finally meet you. I'm Danny Boy!
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Old 31st Oct 2015, 13:58
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Well, when I was a lad..........


(More apologies to "Pinafore")
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Old 31st Oct 2015, 18:37
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"Hold your sword up straight, Lieutenant !"
 
Old 31st Oct 2015, 20:41
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While we are in a very Pinafore mood.....




"Ralph Rackstraw - why is your uniform creased?


"Well Sir, your daughter told me 'Refrain audacious tar, your suit from pressing' ".
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Old 31st Oct 2015, 21:18
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WD - nice one!
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