Caption competition
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Let's see the Iranian's jam this sucker...
Or
"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to Tehran, the course they did fly,
With a drone full of Toys, and an eye in the sky.
Or
Santa, you really are an RAF Navigator, Because I can clearly see the star over Jesus's manger off to the left just above that building, and not in the direction you are about to launch us.
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I thought the lead Reindeer was supposed to have a Red Nose?
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GPS the new byword for Grunts Pull Sleigh
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Once again Father Christmas was explaining to the new recruits - "The reason he is called Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer is simply because he can't stop as fast as the others..."
Post-Iraq budget cut backs brought a new meaning to "a rocket up your arse!"
I don't care how the SWO dresses or what he says....I am still horny!
I don't care how the SWO dresses or what he says....I am still horny!
Out of sight to the right. The standards officer doing the flight eval is holding a clip board and a shotgun...........
Sigh..... you know times are tough when the brass invokes the RRIF (reindeer reduction in force)
No question this is a Military operation. An old fat guy in a fancy uniform is telling the troops what to do.....without given them the tools for the job
Sigh..... you know times are tough when the brass invokes the RRIF (reindeer reduction in force)
No question this is a Military operation. An old fat guy in a fancy uniform is telling the troops what to do.....without given them the tools for the job
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"These Christmas secondary duties are getting worse, standing in for the firemen's strike was bad enough, but this is bloody ridiculous!"
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"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen,
Your'e in tranche 2, the rest of you, off with you now...
Your'e in tranche 2, the rest of you, off with you now...
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LOL an interactive entry there 