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Old 5th Jan 2012, 22:53
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Concerned by the negative backlash to his dogs name, Guy Gibson replaced him with a little bear & called him...
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Old 6th Jan 2012, 18:12
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With increasing automation, the MoD decided to replace the monkey Puma co-pilots with puppets...


... but all the muppets were already flying hercs
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Old 6th Jan 2012, 20:44
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I think the judges must have been kidnapped and take to the bar. Is the reserve panel ready?
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Old 6th Jan 2012, 21:04
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sorry for delay, was busy at work.......


Ok scores on the doors,

1st place goes to Roadster with

After seeing crewman Sweep bang the local bike Soo in the back of the cab, Sooty raises his paw and asks "can I have a a go?"
Last edited by Roadster280; 4th Jan 2012 at 16:54. Reason: Get the bird's name right

equal 2nd place goes to

Krystal and chips with

" I don't care what the Magic circle says, we ate the kids pet rabbit on Boxing Day..that's why it's a bloody bear !"

And Mend em with

'One's a ginger, cartoon-like figure of fun who can't speak in public, the other's a glove puppet'.

(The old ones are the best)


And finally 3rd place is again Roadster with

The MOD had enlisted the help of Matthew Corbett to get the message across to the Puma aircrew in terms they might understand.

"Sooty says "Glass Cockpit, new engines? GET TO F***!!!" "


Over to you Roadster and thanks everyone for some excellent entries..
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Old 6th Jan 2012, 22:44
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Vielen Dank!

Here we go folks, judging will be 1700 EST Saturday 14 Jan 12.

Watch and shoot, watch and shoot.


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Old 7th Jan 2012, 18:53
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"Bernard Matthews turkey drumsticks - they're so versatile! I've got one in at the moment actually..."
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 19:00
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Now, without moving more than four SA80s, make three equilateral triangles and a square.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 19:09
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No, I like this one better, it matches my eye shadow.

(PS. TTB, get a life. They're L85A2s, not SA80s. Any fule knows that )
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 19:17
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Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub..... Fall out, you are in Tranche 2 ..... Miller... Wait for it... Wait for it lass.... Miller... shoulder arms

Or


b*gger me, we only went for a cuppa, and in the meantime the rest of the parade were made redundant..
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 19:26
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Does my gun look fat in this... Call 0800 1234321
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 19:53
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Picking up the pieces after the Rocks shot their bolt too early.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 22:02
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Feeling a bit vexed about her dodgy implants, Tracey decided to pay the manufacturer a visit.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 22:55
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Sharon was always last in the queue for the Roach Coach, this time it was going to be different.
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Old 7th Jan 2012, 23:20
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Sharon hated it when she spilt the contents of her handbag in the street...

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The new angle on the Shell game was coming along nicely for this years tattoo...
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The prospect of inhaling a lungful of Hilda's anal gas was enough to vacate the parade ground in 5 seconds flat
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 00:47
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LuLu decided an assault rifle would be just thing to go along with her pair of 44's!
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 01:14
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(FFS ttb...I was swallowing some coffee when I read that! Where do I send the bill?)
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 01:19
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"Just what are these sticky things?"
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Old 8th Jan 2012, 01:41
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"Ere luv, you have a crack in your shoes"...... "that's not A crack!!!"





Buster you shouldn't be drinking coffee at this time of night, you won't sleep
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It was the wrong day of the month to be playing spin the Assault Rifle!

Nuts, I think 11:20 in the morning is the right time for a coffee!!!
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