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Old 15th Jan 2012, 11:33
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The Labour Government's car scrappage scheme was in tatters last night when pictures were released showing a selection of prestige cars being exported for sale to boost the MP's allowance scheme.
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 11:42
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Some "serious errors" found in latest TomTom database update.
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 11:45
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That should be enough for the catapult testing programme.
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 14:58
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Valet parking for the Cocktail Party guests seemed like a good idea until the guy in the yellow truck needed to go home early.
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 15:54
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Clarkson, Hammond, May....

My office - NOW!
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 16:00
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Obviously the viewers of the American version of Top Gear had not seen what happened to the original Stig.
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 16:21
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After a positive vote for Scottish independence, the PM decided to hurry things up a bit, starting with a clear-out of the Commons.
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 17:13
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A US Navy carrier group has been deployed to keep the Straits of Dover open as part of Operation Stack.
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 18:28
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"Sir, the flight deck!!"

"I've seen it son. Get that Hornet turned the right way round!"
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 19:28
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"Ready the Phalanx, we have a car thief attempting to steal the spare wheel from the boot of the red saloon, two rows up and to the right of the yellow pickup truck"
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 19:54
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I knew that Harrier deal was too good to be true - you've been done son!
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Old 15th Jan 2012, 22:11
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Everything is bigger & better in the States...even car pooling is ridiculous!
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Old 16th Jan 2012, 01:24
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Ok, so it's agreed, the F18 goes first, then Wikileaks Stig, then Guantanamo Stig, then Rendition Stig..........
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Old 16th Jan 2012, 01:53
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Lieutenant - What on earth has happened on the flight deck? That Hornet only has one fin!
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Old 16th Jan 2012, 05:39
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Must be an exchange pilot.
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Old 16th Jan 2012, 07:39
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The Irish Navy's plan to disguise its carrier as a floating car park went well untill somebody shouted 'Scramble!'
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Old 16th Jan 2012, 08:19
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I thought the days of duty free car importing from an overseas posting were long gone
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Old 16th Jan 2012, 12:21
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Notice!

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Old 16th Jan 2012, 13:54
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The USA Olympic Skeet Shooting Team begin their final practice session before attending the London 2012 Games ... PULL !

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"What time did they say the movie starts?"
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