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Last year's comedy haircut prize went to the chap with the hammer head. This year - the sickle!
The Minister in his haste to get to lunch....Gonged the Doorman instead of the young lad home from the Stan.
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MAITRE D: It's only wafer thin.
MR. CREOSOTE: Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
MR. CREOSOTE: Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
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Dear Papa - it's really not so bad on the Eastern Front. Today I got a pussy on my helmet. Your loving son, Fritz.
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When asked what he would like for his birthday celebrations, Hauptmann Shultz was concerned that his request for a little pussy in a minidress and knee high leather boots had somehow been lost in the interpretation.
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Next week on ITV.....
"I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" - Blitzkrieg version.
"I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" - Blitzkrieg version.
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The MOD's reduced uniform budget was deemed to be a catastrophe.