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I refer the honourable gentleman opposite to post 12468 in this thread when judgement day was clearly set forth. It doesn't seem right to give a warning order for judgement day, and then move the goalposts; I'm not a politician, nor was I an officer 
Doris was a little worried that she was about to have an uncontrolled discharge 
or perhaps "Doris demonstrates the position to be adopted in case of an unexpected discharge"
or perhaps "Doris demonstrates the position to be adopted in case of an unexpected discharge"
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Apologies for this one....
"Ok, so to get my inside leg measurement I put my rifle up between my legs, then take the wet away from the dry?"
"Ok, so to get my inside leg measurement I put my rifle up between my legs, then take the wet away from the dry?"
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SAC Bloggs potential to achieve Air rank was evident from the onset when she swapt her own uncleaned rifle for her best mates which was immaculate.
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Scores on the doors time, folks!
In first place, Cows getting bigger captured the moment perfectly with:
Runner up is Airborne Artist, who frightened the living daylights out of me, visualising:
Take it away, Cows getting bigger...
In first place, Cows getting bigger captured the moment perfectly with:
No, I like this one better, it matches my eye shadow.
Doris was looking forward to the visual check that there was no round in the chamber.
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It soon became apparent what President Sarkozy's and David Cameron's Anglo French Carrier sharing relationship consisted of when HMS Prince of Wales was finally put to work operating on the Dover Calais route.
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Renowned Scouser Car thief Captain Whacker, having successfully pulled of his Ferry across the Mersey scam, hastily sets sail towards Senegal to offload his latest haul.