Well it's scores on the doors time, and there's been quite a few that had me laughing, many thanks to all for their contributions.
In 3rd place,
Runaway Gun with:
"I just knew that fitting that disabled access wheelchair ramp was going to cause trouble for us!"
In 2nd place,
Rather Be Gardening with:
"Says she's Ed Milliband's mummy, Sarge, and he's not the Messiah........"
That one had me completing the sentence with "He's a very naughty boy!" in my mind, made I laugh a lot.
A little bit more laughter provoked by this week's winner,
TheWizard, with the very witty:
"Come out of there Mr Ward. Whilst your motives might be admirable, your methods are getting pretty desperate. Now give it up and take that stupid costume off."
Baton of honour duly passed.