Caption competition
Ladeeeeez an' gen'lmen...
Another fine collection of quality entries, starting with the almost spontaneous contribution from the prolific Buster Hyman, with:
The results for this week however, are as follows:
In third place, ShyTorque, with:
In second position Buster Hyman, with:
But this week's deserving winner is Wyler, with the outstandingly witty :
Well done Wyler - take it away chap
!!!
(Panicked): "Well which F@*%#en button is it???"
In third place, ShyTorque, with:
"Aaaa....TISHOO!"
In second position Buster Hyman, with:
Ahh...there're my keys...
But this week's deserving winner is Wyler, with the outstandingly witty :
First Saudi Typhoon solo: 'Allah, you have control'
Well done Wyler - take it away chap
!!!
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Call me old fashioned, but was the winning entry not a late post in reference to the previous competition picture, the hands free F18 driver?? 
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Call me old fashioned, but was the winning entry not a late post in reference to the previous competition picture, the hands free F18 driver??
And that's what happens when you try to judge a caption contest after a heavy night!
Looks like Wyler has left the planet anyway, so Buster Hyman - YOU have control...
Looks like Wyler has left the planet anyway, so Buster Hyman - YOU have control...
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Captain Zac Overbloon age 29 of the 143rd Raptor Squadron testing the aircraft's new state of the art in flight Toilet Vacuum System finds the suction setting to be on the high side.
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Having been mashed off her tits for twenty years non-stop, and now aged 37, Amy Winehouse tries out the new RAF jet-trainer cockpit for size.
Early warning that the planned raise in retirement age may not be suitable for the armed forces.
..Bob - the QRA Pilot, knew he went into the cockpit for something but could not remember what...
..Bob - the QRA Pilot, knew he went into the cockpit for something but could not remember what...
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Cos I'm a pilot, jet pilot yeah,
When I'm in the bar I wave my truss in the air,
I'm missing nearly all my teeth and damn near all my hair
And I'll tell you all about me
Just ignore the smell of wee......
(With apologies to Tim Costley!)
YouTube - Jet Pilot music video
When I'm in the bar I wave my truss in the air,
I'm missing nearly all my teeth and damn near all my hair
And I'll tell you all about me
Just ignore the smell of wee......
(With apologies to Tim Costley!)
YouTube - Jet Pilot music video
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Davros was pleased that the proof of concept was sound, and assured the "Project Dalek" working group, that the production model would be smaller.
Before the UK's oldest man had visited the cockpit, the groundcrew had taken the precaution of installing an incontinence sheet - you never know !
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"No sir, the pre-start checklist has always been just one page long. You've just re-read the same page 42 times".
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"No sir, the pre-start checklist has always been just one page long. You've just re-read the same page 42 times".
The new F-38 was so fast that relativity effects such as time dilation became evident. Problems arose with crews returning from one-hour sorties many years older than when they took off.
I won I won
I won!!!
Have been away and not clever enough to cut and paste a piccie anyway.
For this one:
Meow Meow and the decompression chamber are a dangerous combination.
Have been away and not clever enough to cut and paste a piccie anyway.
For this one:
Meow Meow and the decompression chamber are a dangerous combination.