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Ahh so that's why they call you all Teeny Weany Airways...
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Yeasss, one has to keep this glove on at all times, Camilla does not like cold hands when i'm fisting her...
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"Yeass, Andrew told me about these dogging events, and that if I came along I'd pull an old bird, but you're not what I was expecting"..
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"Can I be your tampon?"
Look, you're the heir to the bloody throne. I'm the noblest of the raptors. Surely we can at least get out of the bloody rain?
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Good morning Gentlemen ...
It's now getting a little crowded here in the 'Tower' following this round of CapComp ... and three more of you are just about to join me and Danny
Danny ... sorry old chap ... I'll try and rinse my socks out a bit more often
3rd Place Buster ...
"Got it, two Corgis. Usual fee"
2nd Place Wensley ...
"My Great Uncle was pictured on a swastika, how about yours"
1st Place J W Cook ...
"What do you bl00dy mean it's trained to kill Heirs ! ... Errrr ... That's Hares Sir !"
A special mention with maximum bonus points for the best Army Air Corps comical reference goes to Roadster280 ...
"What's that you said Sir ? The Royal Air Force are even more junior than the Army Air Corps on parades ?"
Over to you Captain Cook
Best ...
Coff.
PS. I've now blown any chance of receiving a Knighthood, OBE or MBE
It's now getting a little crowded here in the 'Tower' following this round of CapComp ... and three more of you are just about to join me and Danny
Danny ... sorry old chap ... I'll try and rinse my socks out a bit more often
3rd Place Buster ...
"Got it, two Corgis. Usual fee"
2nd Place Wensley ...
"My Great Uncle was pictured on a swastika, how about yours"
1st Place J W Cook ...
"What do you bl00dy mean it's trained to kill Heirs ! ... Errrr ... That's Hares Sir !"
A special mention with maximum bonus points for the best Army Air Corps comical reference goes to Roadster280 ...
"What's that you said Sir ? The Royal Air Force are even more junior than the Army Air Corps on parades ?"
Over to you Captain Cook
Best ...
Coff.
PS. I've now blown any chance of receiving a Knighthood, OBE or MBE
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"We've inspected Busters room as you requested Sir, but all we found were all of his damned wigs."
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"As I said, Starfleet regulation 119a clearly states all female personnel must be clean shaven, now what would you have us do with all of these hairy muffs Sir?"
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I wouldn't worry about this being on your permanent record Sir. In the future, they'll be saying "If you remember the 60's, you weren't really there!"
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"Told you we shouldn't have brought that damed Persian cat along, Cap'n - worst case of furballs ever!"