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Old 6th Feb 2011, 10:30
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"Hmm. Just as I thought, Private Kim. You've been riding the regiment's bicycle again, haven't you?"
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Old 6th Feb 2011, 11:23
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'Honestly Dimitri...why do you make me do this everytime you simply want to inspect the soles of my boots?'
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Old 6th Feb 2011, 12:26
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Ivan's audition for the Red Army's full-size Subbuteo squad ended in disaster.

or

Ivan didn't realise that the box labelled "ACME Industrial-Strength Starch" was only supposed to be used on Road Runners.

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Old 7th Feb 2011, 21:32
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..."These aren't the 'Roids you're looking for..."
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Old 7th Feb 2011, 22:14
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Yep - there's another one - that's 7 rifles he was trying to smuggle...
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Old 7th Feb 2011, 22:26
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"DA!......
Da put ze right leg in
Da put ze right leg out
Da put ze right leg in
And da shake itz all about.
Da do ze okey Pokey and da turnz around
That's vhat it'z all about...

Good Comrade, vee vill show da vest vhat it iz all about and Comrade Forsythe vill tremble at our domination ov ze Strictly Come Dancing's"
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Old 8th Feb 2011, 15:33
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"OK soldier - your target's bending over now. I expect the follow-through to come up to at least this height!"
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Old 9th Feb 2011, 08:06
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Dee Da Da Daaah
Dee Da Da Daaah
Dee Da Da Daaah…Da Da Da Da..Daaaah!

or how about...

'Theeeeese little town blues...are melting away...I'm gonna make a brand new start of it...in ole New York!...'

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Old 10th Feb 2011, 09:17
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Recent cutbacks mean the Army Synchronised Swimming team must train without a swimming pool.
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Old 11th Feb 2011, 13:01
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Ok, looks like we are all done - so here we go :

3rd place: Buster Hyman with:
..."These aren't the 'Roids you're looking for..."

2nd place: Toptobottom with:
"Exactly how many of those Viagra tablets did you take soldier?!"

But the winner is.....

Army Mover with:
Now look here, the bloody bayonet has got to be up there somewhere

Well done to all - cracking efforts as always.
Army Mover - over to you !
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Old 11th Feb 2011, 17:06
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Buster - at least you weren't second again
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Old 11th Feb 2011, 21:49
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Buster - at least you weren't second again
Perhaps I'm not the Greg Norman of the Caption world after all?
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Old 11th Feb 2011, 22:43
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You can be Greg Norman. I'll be Andy Murray. At least Norman won a couple of major championships..!
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Old 12th Feb 2011, 01:40
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I think Murray pulls better birds....
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Old 12th Feb 2011, 16:57
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I never knew how hard it would be to get a decent photo; enjoy:

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Old 12th Feb 2011, 17:05
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Putting those aviation pics around the Playboy was a damn good idea!
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Old 12th Feb 2011, 17:08
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Stick forward and full opposite rudder -- or the other way round?
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Old 12th Feb 2011, 18:35
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OK..its says if the little orange light is blinking - call the helpdesk !
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Old 12th Feb 2011, 18:45
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OK Bloggs.....You've proved yer point....I am sorry I called you talking ballast...now how about setting up the Nav will ya?
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Old 12th Feb 2011, 18:47
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'Sweet Dwayne' discovers that according to his Walmart for USAAF catalog, he could get a blue and black/stars and stripes flying suit to match his new helmet - and all for just $4.99 per month.

or

'The picture definitely has two sticky up tail things at the back'

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