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Old 14th Feb 2010, 13:22
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and if this don't scare 'em, we're rippin off our tops and showing 'em our tatts..
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Old 14th Feb 2010, 15:17
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Any soldiers nightmare,PMS wih armoured support.
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Old 14th Feb 2010, 17:25
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Bet they are too interrested in the foreground for anyone to argue what airfield we are protecting
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Old 14th Feb 2010, 20:39
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The new fatigues ordered by the Army worked a treat. Nobody noticed the tank.
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Old 14th Feb 2010, 20:40
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".....'ere now....where's the picket fence he wuz going on about?"
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Old 14th Feb 2010, 20:54
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The vehicle seems superflous to the task of keeping the Argies away...
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Old 15th Feb 2010, 19:14
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As the happy couple set off on honeymoon the bride was already telling the bridegroom how to drive. The bride's mother was cadging a lift to the station.
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Old 15th Feb 2010, 19:43
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An onlooker was heard to say:

"I can see one black one and one white one, but where's the one with the bit of sh!te on?"

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Old 16th Feb 2010, 22:01
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The Wives' Club lunch took a turn for the worse when two of their number were snapped attempting to joyride an armoured vehicle round the airfield. They had, however, failed to bring a driver.
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Old 17th Feb 2010, 11:49
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In sympathy with their breasts, the flag sagged to half mast.........
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Old 17th Feb 2010, 15:23
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From deep within the tank......

" Look at the size of the Breech Block on that!"
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Old 17th Feb 2010, 15:35
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You can see which one won the game of Soldier Percy Hides His Helmet.
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Old 17th Feb 2010, 15:47
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From deep within the tank......
"All I can see are two badly packed kebabs"
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Old 17th Feb 2010, 17:28
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Although Viz were unable to send in Roger Mellie or Johnny Fartpants for active service, the two ladies Sandra and Tracey stepped right up.

Last edited by Runaway Gun; 17th Feb 2010 at 17:30. Reason: You can't say "Two Fat Slags" on Pprune
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Old 18th Feb 2010, 11:39
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From deep within the tank......
Christ, it smells like Harry Ramsden's in here.......
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Old 19th Feb 2010, 04:44
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And in a replay of the 'War of the Running Dogs'...
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Old 19th Feb 2010, 06:52
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Britains Thelma & Louise just didn't f**k about!!!!
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Old 19th Feb 2010, 07:17
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And the winner is...........

Well done everyone for a range of excellent entries with honourable mentions to 622 Roadster280 RB877 Kiltrash & Nutloose.

3rd place is JAVELINBOY
No, No, No I said kit it out with 1 big gun, 1 small gun and 4 Bazookas
2nd place is Buster Hyman
Britains Thelma & Louise just didn't f**k about!!!!
But this weeks winner is Buster Hyman with
Britains "shock & awe" campaign in Afghanistan was totally unexpected by the Taliban.
Take it away..... again!...... Buster
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Old 19th Feb 2010, 08:56
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Aww...thanks Shlonghaul...

Here goes....



(Sometimes those photobucket images dont work for me, so it's also here: http://www.militaryimages.net/photop...mpshire-VR.jpg )
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Old 19th Feb 2010, 10:10
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No, No...I asked for a small Buoy !
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