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Old 21st Feb 2011, 21:49
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Rockport Walk my a***
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 21:59
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Indulging is not what it once was!
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Old 21st Feb 2011, 22:17
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I know in Puma's we had the crewie jump onboard as we hit translational.....but will it work at rotation?
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Old 22nd Feb 2011, 14:14
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OK, OK! I'm sorry I said your mother was an ugly monster. Now, will you PLEASE let me get back in?
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Old 23rd Feb 2011, 12:44
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"Sure", he said.

"We can pull over so you can take a leak", he said.

"Take your time", he said.

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Old 23rd Feb 2011, 14:25
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"OK, you can get back in but no more 'silent but deadlies', promise??"
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Old 23rd Feb 2011, 14:58
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Captain: "It's nothing new, according to his Aircrew Appraisal, he is always 'running behind and struggles to catch up'.



(Only my second entry this round so I must have at least 5 or so more to go!)
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Old 23rd Feb 2011, 18:38
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"Now do you get the hint? Wash your bloody flying suit!"
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Old 23rd Feb 2011, 18:53
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"Priority boarding. You know it makes sense"
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Old 23rd Feb 2011, 20:35
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Remember...when you get to VR, stick yer arms out!
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Old 23rd Feb 2011, 21:15
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Ghost riding Hercules FAIL.
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Old 25th Feb 2011, 10:32
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Abdelbeset al-Megrahi tries to proove that he's fit and well so that the RAF can return him to a nice safe Scottish prison.

Or

Despite Bloggs having the SLF acronym explanied to him he still wasn't quite sure this was what it meant.
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Old 25th Feb 2011, 11:03
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It was at this point in time, it became apparent that the Captain had definitely decided that Bloggs had spent way too much time in the duty free shop at Tripoli International Airport!
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Old 25th Feb 2011, 13:05
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I say Bloggs....take this as visual proof you were well behind the aircraft on this sortie!
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Old 25th Feb 2011, 13:12
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It was at this point that the last member of the Red Arrows decided that budget cuts would end the show.
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Old 25th Feb 2011, 15:47
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Abdelbeset al-Megrahi tries to proove that he's fit and well so that the RAF can return him to a nice safe Scottish prison.
Brilliant
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Old 25th Feb 2011, 20:12
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It's that time again and my outright winner, that made me laugh is


Steve Cox with

Abdelbeset al-Megrahi tries to proove that he's fit and well so that the RAF can return him to a nice safe Scottish prison.

Very very close 2nd place is Tiger Tales with

Not to be outdone by the Army, the RAF decided on it's own method of informing some aircrew of their selection for redundancy.
3rd place is Runaway Gun with

"Nope - still not light enough to takeoff. Chuck another fatty out!"
and because I am scoring, 4th place is Exairman with

STOP STOP STOP ....Can I have a 99 icecream with a flake please?
Over to you Steve and well done everyone........

I don't know if there is a set amount of posts etc on here you need to achieve to post a pic........ someone will know, but if there is PM one of us and I am sure they (or I) will put the pic up for you. Not bad for your second ever post!!
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Old 26th Feb 2011, 21:33
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Thanks for that Nutloose, It might only be my second post but I'm probably the slowest poster on here. Please ignore my PM I hope this will work and is suitable?



Judging, well shall we say Wednesday 2nd March. 22:00 GMT.

Hope it's not a re-post.
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Old 26th Feb 2011, 21:52
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Throwing a rod is NOT an option






Got your message Steve... Don't worry, you will get hints after several days in the thread if you have not posted a new competition image to do... it's fine
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Old 27th Feb 2011, 09:23
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"Yeh the girlfriend loves it. Once she's sorted out the trim, she loves the feeling going up and down the runway"
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