Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Da, section 8 for this man...I can clearly see he's nuts...

[ShyTorque]

Ouch stoppit, I've told you already - the pebble's in the other boot.

[pohm1]

The military of the 21st century not only needs to demonstrate flexibility, but also a willingness to bend over and take it in the ass.

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[Buster Hyman]

"Thank you...thank you...and now, our interpretation of the Song of the Volga Boatmen..."

[Rather be Gardening]

The RSM told me whoever's left holding the biggest part gets to make a wish.

[Buster Hyman]

Yuri demonstrates how to penetrate Soviet airspace...whilst Boris, in the background, prepares for his turn...

[Army Mover]

Now look here, the bloody bayonet has got to be up there somewhere

[Runaway Gun]

"Relax, we're just checking for smuggled cigarettes."

[Tashengurt]

Who says the forces aren't stretched?

[NutLoose]

Yup he is ready, don't worry the other guy is already in the CPX barrel

[Wander00]

Hang on, isn't a hip replacement done under anaesthetic?

[toptobottom]

One had already run out of batteries and another suffered a short-circuit while on parade. Boris decided that the MK III version of 'Androidski Infantryman' would have to go back to the lab for more tests.

[NutLoose]

Yup, just as I thought, no balls........ it's IOT for you my boy.

[Runaway Gun]

"The last RSM stuffed his back bending over to inspect boots - I'm not making the same mistake."

[diginagain]

You've deffo stepped in something unpleasant. But how did dog**** get on our parade ground?

[dhc1chippymunk]

This takes goose stepping to a whole new level...

[toptobottom]

"Exactly how many of those Viagra tablets did you take soldier?!"

[Buster Hyman]

Russia's Village People tribute band have difficulty with the English letter Y.

[Siggie]

The Bolshoi regiment perform the Nutcracker.

[JAVELINBOY]

A young Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is seen limbering up for the Regiments annual ceremonial arse kicking parade, little did he know how useful this skill would be in his future.