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World Salesman of the Year 2013 - Boris Flogemov - Ivchenko Engines
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Eric Pickles forgets his packed lunch, so appropriate austerity measures are used to get it to him.
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Pravda 25 October - Putin's cousin takes majority shareholding in Ivchenko Engines
Pravda 26 October -Pravda business correspondent found dead in bath "He was a poor swimmer" says inquest, with a finding of accidental death.
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Eric Pickles forgets his packed lunch, so appropriate austerity measures are used to get it to him.
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Pravda 25 October - Putin's cousin takes majority shareholding in Ivchenko Engines
Pravda 26 October -Pravda business correspondent found dead in bath "He was a poor swimmer" says inquest, with a finding of accidental death.
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Mayday Mayday Mayday, engine 16 failure we're going down......
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"Start up checks completed Captain, recommend starting Shutdown checks now so we can upload fuel"
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" I know we copy everything the west produces Captain, but I'm telling you, I am sure the pictures we saw of that multi engined C-5 Galaxy were photoshopped."
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" I can't get the damn Genny to balance...balance...balance...balance...balance...balance... balance...balance...balance...balance...balance...balance... balance...balance...balance...balance...balance...balance... "
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Modifications to improve the cruise performance of the BAE146 were surprisingly effective although reservations in respect of aerotoxicity effects were expressed in some quarters.
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(Yes, photoshopped. An225, better known as the Muran carrier for the Russian Space program)
Right, let's see that flock of Geese try a strike now!
Right, let's see that flock of Geese try a strike now!
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"Ha, the Dead Sparrows may have the facility to smoke Red, White and Blue, but we can do any Countries smoke patterns"