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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 09:39
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It began to dawn on RAF Police Dog Ben that the hoops of fire really weren't all that scary.

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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 09:55
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The dog has the best freefall "arch" form of the 3!
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 10:10
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"Mans best friend" decides to rethink his position...
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 10:54
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Revenge of the Police Dog Lesson One: The Effect of Updraughts. If the miserable SOB takes you for a parachute jump, this is a good time to have a widdle.
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 11:28
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101 Sqn post VC10 retirement successfully carry out an inflight coupling to maintain currency whilst awaiting delivery of the much delayed A330 tanker variant.
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 11:58
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Bored with HALO and HAHO jumps, special forces try 'FIDO'

or..

Yep, the muzzle works fine, but we will need a cork at the other end to stop the whistling !
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 12:00
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I'd have preferred a walk 'round the park.

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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 13:37
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Revenge of the Police Dog Lesson One: The Effect of Updraughts. If the miserable SOB takes you for a parachute jump, this is a good time to have a widdle.
Oi! You owe me a new keyboard! (anyone know how to remove the coffee from this one?)
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 13:59
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One man and his two dogs.....
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 14:58
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How much is that Doggie in the doorway,
The one near the ae-ro-planes door..
How much is that Doggie in the doorway,
I hope he can pull the rip-chord....
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 19:47
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Is that your pits, or did the dog just fart?
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 23:32
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"If the bitch doesn't keep her legs together, she could damage her flaps!".
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Old 2nd Feb 2011, 23:44
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Tests prove that dogs not only go Woof, they also go Whoosh!
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 08:22
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Dang! there's that pesky cat in my back yard agin!!
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 08:41
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While the government started scrapping its brand new Nimrods, Sergeant Hunter came up with his own cunning plan for an all new AEW/SAR system
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 08:58
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Army Dog Display Team trampolines to have spring tension reduced following an incident whilst training on Salisbury plain.
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 11:18
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It takes many hours of training to teach a para the correct "stance" with arms and legs splayed out to stabilise ones descent, strange how a police dog manages it on his first jump.
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 11:38
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"Beccy...I Think Rex Is Loving This!!!"

"...Thats His Tail You Idiot!!"
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 12:19
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"Yeah very funny...but let's see who's still laughing after we get back down and you try taking this muzzle off eh?"
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 12:47
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Lassie shows her Feline side.....by falling feet first!
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