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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 19:58
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Blue Peter's commitment to the BBC's 'Diversity and Inclusion' policy went down well with the Board of Govenors
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 20:27
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You're in the RAF Regiment?? Geez, if I had known that I would have given the dog the parachute and ripcord.
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 20:30
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Look...... there is MightyGems sloping lake, just below the sloping horizon....
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 20:34
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Initial trial of the Para's passenger hair bag.

Aye thank ewe.
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 20:54
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Fido considers a career change.
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Old 3rd Feb 2011, 21:51
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Now who is barking mad!
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 00:51
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How's the turbulence Rex?

Ruff...
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 06:48
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Rex loved it when she pulled the wrong red toggle.
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 11:06
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Fido...

'I know the last thing you told me to do back in the plane was to 'get down boy' but seriously woman...we really gotta work on this communication thing!'

or

'It's not my fault...somebody by that back door definitely mentioned something about a next 'Stick'?
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 12:26
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When Fred remarked his next Tandem Stude was going to be a Bitch....little did he know!
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 15:00
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Some superb entries for this one. Today's White Rating goes to pohm1 for:

It began to dawn on RAF Police Dog Ben that the hoops of fire really weren't all that scary.

and a Green to dc1968 for:

"Yeah very funny...but let's see who's still laughing after we get back down and you try taking this muzzle off eh?"

But today's Master Green just has to go to 622 for:

Yep, the muzzle works fine, but we will need a cork at the other end to stop the whistling.

You have control, sir.
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 17:01
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Many thanks....And now this:
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 17:03
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I think I can see the head!! Yes! PUSH!! PUSH!!
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 17:05
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Hmmm! Yup -- you are not only soiled but stink, too!
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 17:17
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See? I told you not to put so much starch in that washing machine!
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 17:19
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OK, I'm ready. Who's got the matches?
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 17:34
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Nope it won't budge! Strong stuff this superglue!
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 17:40
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The latest vetting for entry into a crack Regiment seemed a bit intense/
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 22:18
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Is that Kung Fu?
Nah, he's only had a pint.
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Old 4th Feb 2011, 22:29
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I say Basil.....you are quite right! It does say TGIFToes Go In First!
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